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Jul 18, 2011

2 Demands Granted (Hilarious)


A husband and his hot wife were playing golf when the ball suddenly goes inside a house.
 
They enter the house and see a broken bottle and a man.
 
Man: I want to thank you. I am genie who was trapped for 1000 years in the bottle.
 
I will give you each 1 wish, and I will keep 1 for myself.
 
Husband: I want a billion dollars.
 
Wife: I want a house in every country of the world.
 
Genie: Done.
 
Husband: And what is your wish genie?
 
Genie: Well, since I havn't loved a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife.
 
The husband said: Emm... Ok! We'll get a lot of money. I guess I wouldn't mind.
 
The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.
 
After it was over he asked her: How old is your husband?
 
Wife: 35.
 
Genie: Really? And he still believes in all Genie stories.

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iGreenGod at 12:14 PM
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