Special Classes for Women and Men (Hilarious)

CLASSES FOR WOMEN.... Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

 

Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier:
 Where No Woman Has Gone Before

 

Topic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking:
 Making Deposits

 

Topic 3. Parties:
 Going Without New Outfits

 

Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquette:
 Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

 

Topic 5. Communication Skills I:
 Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

 

Topic 6. Communication Skills II:
 Getting What you Want Without Nagging

 

Topic 7. Driving a Car Safely:
 A Skill You CAN Acquire

 

Topic 8. Telephone Skills:
 How to Hang Up

 

Topic 9. Classic Footwear:
 Wearing Shoes You Already Have

 

Topic 10. Oil and Petrol:
 Your Car Needs Both

 

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! ALL ARE WELCOME! OPEN TO MEN ONLY!

 

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.

 

Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays.
 Step by step with slide presentation.

 

Topic 2. Toilet paper rolls: do they grow on the holders?
 Round-table discussion.

 

Topic 3. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor.
 Pictures and explanatory graphics.

 

Topic 4. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
 Open forum.

 

Topic 5. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
 Graphics and audio tape.

 

Topic 6. Real men ask for directions when lost.
 Real-life testimonials.

 

Topic 7. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?
 Driving simulation.

 

Topic 8. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
 Online class and role playing.

 

Topic 9. How to be the ideal shopping companion.
 Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

 

Topic 10. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late.
 Cerebral shock therapy sessions