Monkey On The Dashboard
A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in the cab and notices a
monkey on the dashboard. After a few miles, he asks the driver what
the monkey is for.
The driver says "I'll show you," and with that he hits the monkey with
the back of his hand, sending the poor creature rolling across the
dash.
The monkey goes down between the drivers legs, unzips his pants, pulls
out his unit and proceeds to give the trucker oral gratification.
When finished, the monkey pulls out a tissue, cleans the driver up,
puts everything back and jumps back up on the dashboard.
"See that?" said the trucker.
The man said, "Yeah."
The trucker ask the man, "You want to try it?"
The man said, "OK, but don't hit me as hard as you hit that monkey!"
What should you do if you find a woman lying in a ditch at the side of the road?
Ask her why she left the kitchen.
How does an Arkansas mother know her daughter is having her period.
Her son's dick tastes funny.
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a dog.
A man calls into work and tells the boss he can't come in because he's sick.
"How sick are you?" asks the boss.
"Well, I'm currently screwing my daughter."
What's the best way to tell if your roommate is gay?
His dick tastes like shit.
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