Advantages of a GUN over WIFE

Advantages of a GUN over WIFE 

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

 

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

 

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

 

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

 

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

 

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

 

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

 

#3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

 

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

 

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun