Top 10 Things NOT To Say To Parents When Picking Up A Date.
10. "Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore."
9. "Show me how you used to spank her."
8. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."
7. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"
6. "I just got my license today."
5. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me
mature."
4. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."
3. "Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?"
2. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"
1. "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?
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There's nothing better than waking up to your
girlfriend giving you a blowjob. Unless, maybe,
it was your wife giving you the blowjob. Or maybe
your wife watching *her* girlfriend give you a
blowjob. Better yet, your wife and her girlfriend
*and* your girlfriend all fighting over who gets
to give you a blowjob and they all decide to
tag team on the blowjob. The common theme,
though, would be getting a blowjob.
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Two young newlyweds arrived at a posh hotel and asked for the
honeymoon suite... The receptionist asked the bride, "Do you have any
reservations?" The bride replied, "Yes. I'm not too sure about takin'
it up the ass."