A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis. The surgeon examined
him and asked, "What happened?"
"Well, doc, I live in a trailer park, and from where I live, I can see
this lovely chick next door. She's blonde and she's built like a brick
house. She's so horny that every night, I see her take a hot dog from the
refrigerator and stick it in a hole in the floor of her trailer. Then
she gets down and masturbates herself on the hot dog."
"And?" prompted the doctor.
"Well," said the man, "I felt this was a waste, so one day I got under
her trailer and when she put the hot dog in the hole, I removed it and
substituted my dick.
"It was a great idea and everything was going real good, too. Then
someone knocked at her door, and she jumped off my hot dog and tried to
kick it under the stove!"
A woman goes to the gynecologist for the first time...she's lying on her
back with her feet in the stirrups when the doctor comes in. He lifts up
the sheet and recoils in shock. "My goodness", he says, "You have a HUGE
pussy!"
She's upset, of course, and runs home in tears...Then she starts to
think - this guy would know, right? After all, he is a doctor. Now she's
curious, so she puts a mirror on the floor, strips from the waist down,
and stands over the mirror so she can check it out. Just then her
husband
comes home. "What the hell are you doing?" he asks. She's embarrassed to
say, so she sways her hips a little and says, "Oh, I'm just dancing..."
He says "Better watch out... You'll fall in that big fucking hole in the
floor"