Jokes @ Work

Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

If you can stay calm, while all around you are in chaos ...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

If at first you don't succeed, try management.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.

We waste time, so you don't have to.

Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

Succeed in spite of management.

Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.