G randpa's Drink
There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table.
Mischievous teenagers put a V*i*a*g*r*a tablet into Grandpa's drink,
and after a while, Grandpa excused himself because he had to go to the bathroom.
When he returned, however, his trousers are wet all over.
'What happened, Grandpa?' he is asked by his concerned children.
'Well,' he answered, 'I don't really know. I had to go to the bathroom.
So I took it out and started to pee, but then I saw it wasn't mine, so I put it back!'
