| One day a guy and his girl were in a restaurant discussing their upcoming wedding.
The female didn't want any secrets to come out on thier honeymoon so she comes out and says she is flat as a board up top.
The man sat there and pondered that for a moment and said that he hung like a newborn baby.
Well, they finally got married and up in their room on their honeymoon they were both undressing nervously and the female took her top off and said: "See, honey, I am flat as a board up top."
He dropped his pants and she fainted when she came to she said to him:"You said that you were hung like a newborn baby."
"I didn't lie, I said I was hung like a newborn baby and I am 7 pounds 8 ounces and 23 inches." |