Premature Ejaculation
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation, so he went to see
his doctor.
The doctor suggested that the man could solve his problem by startling
himself whenever he thought that he was going to ejaculate.
So, the man went directly to a sporting goods store and bought a starter
pistol. Then he went home to try the doctor's advice.
When he got home, he found his wife waiting for him on their bed,...
naked! So he ripped off his clothes and began making love with her.
Eventually, they wound up in the "69" position and then the man felt an
enormous urge to ejaculate, so he cranked off a few shots with his new
starter pistol.
They next day, he went back to the doctor and reported his results. He
said, "It didn't work out for me, Doc! When I fired the pistol, my wife
crapped on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out
of the closet with his hands in the air!"
his doctor.
The doctor suggested that the man could solve his problem by startling
himself whenever he thought that he was going to ejaculate.
So, the man went directly to a sporting goods store and bought a starter
pistol. Then he went home to try the doctor's advice.
When he got home, he found his wife waiting for him on their bed,...
naked! So he ripped off his clothes and began making love with her.
Eventually, they wound up in the "69" position and then the man felt an
enormous urge to ejaculate, so he cranked off a few shots with his new
starter pistol.
They next day, he went back to the doctor and reported his results. He
said, "It didn't work out for me, Doc! When I fired the pistol, my wife
crapped on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out
of the closet with his hands in the air!"
Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q. How do you keep a hard-on?
A. Don't fuck with it.
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q. How do you keep a hard-on?
A. Don't fuck with it.
A father was discussing the "birds and the bees" with his son. He asked his son if he had any questions.
"Dad, what do a woman's private parts look like?"
The father thought for a moment and said: "son, before sex it looks like the softest petal on the most beautiful pink rose."
"What about after sex?"
The father thought a little longer: "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaisse?"
"Dad, what do a woman's private parts look like?"
The father thought for a moment and said: "son, before sex it looks like the softest petal on the most beautiful pink rose."
"What about after sex?"
The father thought a little longer: "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaisse?"