*The sexy little housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't
keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came into the room, he would*
*just about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her.
When he'd finished the repair she paid him and said, "I'm going to make
to make a . . . well . . . unusual request.
But you have to first promise me you'll keep it a secret. The repairman
quickly agreed and she went on. "Well, it's kind of embarrassing to talk
about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man -- sigh -- he has a
certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I'm a woman and
you're a man . . . "
The repairman could hardly speak, he was so turned on, "Yes yes!" he
stammered anxiously, -
"And since I've been wanting to ever since you came in the door . . ."
she continued hesitantly.
"Yes. yes !" he nodded affirmatively, tongue tied with desire,
*
**
*When she asked,
"Would you help me move the refrigerator?"*