A guy was walking down the street when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her, "Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?"
"Are you nuts?" she replies and walks away.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.
"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asks again.
"Listen, sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?"
So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again.
"Would you let me bite your breasts... just once for $10,000?"
So the woman thinks about this for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000?"
She thinks a bit, "OK, but just once, and not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."
So they go to the alley and she takes off her top to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as the guy sees them, he jumps on them and starts caressing them, fondling them, kissing them, burying his face in them but not biting them. Finally, the woman gets all annoyed and says, "Are you gonna bite them or what?"
"Nah," he replies. "Costs too much!".....
A Blonde and her Dog
One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink.
Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?'
The blonde said it was hers.
'Your dog seems to be in heat,' the officer said.
The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.'
The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.'
'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning.'
The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!'
The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.'.....
Seen at a pervert Sheikh's palace in UAE.
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