WHAT ABOUT THAT RED DOT?

For centuries, Hindu women have
worn a red spot on their foreheads.

We have naively thought it had
something to do with their religion.

The true story has just been revealed
by the Indian Embassy in Washington.

On a Hindu woman's wedding night,
her husband scratches off the red spot
to see if he has won a convenience store,
doughnut shop, or a motel in Florida.