There are at least EIGHT types of ORGASM of a WOMAN. 1. The Optimist - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes 2. The Pessimist - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No 3. The Confused - Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No 4. The Traveler - Ahh, I'm coming, I'm coming 5. The Religious - Oh God, Oh God 6. The Userer - Ahh, More, More, More 7. The Murderer - Ahh, If you take it out, I'll kill you 8. The Submariner - Mmm...OHHH... Deeper... Go DEEPER!