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Jun 2, 2012

Football Horn


Football Horn 

Before you blow into one of these..




..you need to have a think about where they come from!
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Motivational Posters 82

Motivational Posters 82










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Priceless 12


 

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School

 School

It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing the fact that she'd take no nonsense from the kiddies this year. While taking the roll, she was told by one boy, "My name is Bob Fuckhauer."

Upset, the teacher said very loudly, "THERE'LL BE NONE OF THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR IN MY CLASS THIS YEAR, now Bob; tell me your real name!"

The kid said, "No, really teacher, it is Bob Fuckhauer. You can go across the hall to fourth grade and ask my brother if you don't believe me!"

Not wanting to be subjected to that kind of thing, the teacher went across the hall and knocked on the fourth grade classroom door. The fourth grade teacher had stepped down the hall to the front office for a moment, so she entered the room and directly asked the class, "Do you have Fuckhauer in here?"

"Hell no!" replied a little kid from the front row, "We don't even get a damn cookie break!"
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Your Daily Smile ... Guts & Balls

 
  
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. 
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
 
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
 
    GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
 
    BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
 
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.   
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
 
Both result in death.
                                                                                             




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