Judge

 Judge

A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench. One day the judge glared down at the man, who was still intoxicated, and thundered, "It is the sentence of this court that you be taken from here to a place of execution and there hanged by the neck until DEAD."

The drunk promptly fainted.

The court bailiff commenced to reviving the man, and looked up at the judge, at which time the judge shrugged and responded, "I've always wanted to do that."

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Overweight

 Overweight

A young lady whom thought she was overweight went to see a dietitian. She walked into his office and asked several questions about dieting, exercise, and other things. Her final question to the dietitian sparked interest in him. She asked, "How many calories are in sperm?"

"Why?" he replied.

She explained some of the things she liked to do.

After thinking a minute he said, "I really have no clue, but if you are consuming that much of it, then no guy is going to care if you are a little chunky!"

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Meaning Of Company Names 2

 

Meaning Of Company Names 2

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Chairs

 

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Leader

 

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Angelina Jolie Faces

 Angelina Jolie Faces

Epic collection of Angelina Jolie face expressions. This girl is not afraid to look funny,sexy and weird on camera....classic woman

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