Massive Google Plus Directory of All Users

If you’re looking for a complete, well established and up-to-date directory for all Google+ users then you have come to the right place. Introducing FindPeopleOnPlus.com, the ultimate directory and search engine.

This site comes bundled with plenty of great features and really helps you narrow down your search. You can quickly locate specific people in a wide range of different categories. There’s too many to list but a few categories to help narrow your search include state, country, number of followers and relationships.

There’s also a lot of fun facts you can find out on this site. For example, according to this directory there are currently 9,647,653 Google+ users indexed, WOW. That sure didn’t take long, the numbers grew so fast that Google is even postponing new users temporarily while the new social media service is still in BETA. On top of that, there’s also a “Most Followed” list which is kind of fun to check out. At the moment Mark Zuckerberg is well in the lead with a total of 379,382 followers, imagine that!

Is your profile indexed here? Ok, that was a rather rhetorical question, but it would be fun for you to check out just out of curiosity and also see how well you rank overall.

Why Women are the Luckier Sex

Why Women are the Luckier Sex (Written by Female) 

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
3. We never ejaculate prematurely.
4. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
5. When we buy a vibrator it's glamorous. When men buy a blow-up doll, it's pathetic.
6. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
7. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
8. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
9. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
10. Taxis stop for us.
11. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
12. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
13. Free drinks, free dinners, free moving (you get the point?).
14. We can hug our friend without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
15. We know the truth about whether size matters.
16. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
17. If we have sex with someone and don't call the next day, we're not the devil.
18. Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.
19. We can sleep our way to the top.
20. Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
21. It is possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
22. No fashion faux pas we make could rival Speedos.
23. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
24. If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it's because we're being emotionally neglected.
25. We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
26. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
27. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her arse.
28. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
29. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
30. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
31. We have an excuse to be a total bitch at least few days a month.
32. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
33. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
34. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
35. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
36. Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.
37. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

The Boss' Garage Door

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His secretary walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he had closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.

 

As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood term 'garage door.' from lady secretary.

 

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'

 

She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old dark clinker with two flat tires wobbling there.

 

No points for guessing that the secretary was fired immediately after making fun of Boss' oldest possessions.

 

Moral:

 

Even if you see your Boss' fly open, do not dare to take the liberty of making fun of what is and what's not inside.

True Love is an Acceptance

It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.

 

I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound.

 

On examining,I saw that it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his stitches and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health.

 

He told me that she had been therefor a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease. As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit late. He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now. I was surprised, and asked him, "And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't know who you are?"

 

He smiled as he patted my hand and said, "She doesn't know me, but I still know who she is."

 

I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose bumps on my arm, and thought, 'That is the kind of love I want in my life.'

 

Moral:

 

True love is neither physical, nor romantic.
True love is an acceptance of all that is,
has been, will be, and will not be.

Not even for you (Hilarious)

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot ( wine) to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.' And indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

 

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

 

The note read:

 

'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants'.

 

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

 

It read:

 

'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen, Miami, and San Francisco, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Texas . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches.

 

Just send the bottle back.'

25 Ways To Tell You're A Kid Of The 90s

 25 Ways To Tell You're A Kid Of The 90s

Let's face it, nothing beats the '90s! And just because you were born a decade or so ago, doesn't mean you embraced all of its perks. Here's a list of what you absolutely must remember to consider yourself a '90s kid.

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Philosophy And The Talented Doggie

 

Philosophy And The Talented Doggie

An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can only find the negative in the positive.

For example, an avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.

He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.

As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. This continued all day long; each time a duck fell, the dog walked across the surface of the water to retrieve it.

The pessimist watched carefully, saw everything, but did not say a single word.

On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?"

"I sure did," responded the pessimist. "He can't swim."

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Lottery

 LOTTERY

Aik Larki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli.

Company ne socha achanak bataaya to larki khushi se mar sakti hai.

Usne Pappu ko ye kaam saunpa kay aise batao kay wo khushi se mar na jaaye.

PAPPU ne ja ke us Larki ko bola Farz karo koi aapko 5 Crore ka Inaam de to tum kya karogi?

Larki: Aap ke saamne 'nangi' ho jaaungi..
Aap meri chut me apna lund dalna jitni baar chaho. Mai aapka lund chusungi...Aap mere boobs chusna, meri gaand b maar lena. Aur jaise tumara man kare waise karna Aur aadha inaam b tumhe de dungi.

Behen ka laura Pappu - khushi se mar gya...

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25 Creative Tramp Stamp Tattoos

 25 Creative Tramp Stamp Tattoos

Many women are getting Tramp Stamp these days; many guys are drooling over them. The lower back tattoo, also known as a tramp stamp or ass antlers, is becoming more and more common. And since so many people are getting the lower back tattoo, we must ask...have tramp stamps gained any class over time? Have they become acceptable for "good girls"? In a word: No. Ask any group of guys, "What do you think of a girl with a lower back tattoo versus a girl without one?" You will quickly find your answer.

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