Hoover

Hoover!

Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner. On the first hole, he sliced into the rough. His opponent heard him mutter, "Hoover!" under his breath.

On the second hole, the ball went straight into a water hazard. "Hoover!" again, a little louder this time.

On the third hole, a miracle occurred & Father Murphy's drive landed on the green only six inches from the hole! "Praise be to God!"

He carefully lined up the putt, but the ball curved around the hole instead of going in. "HOOVER!"

By this time, his opponent couldn't withhold his curiosity any longer, and asked why the priest said "Hoover".

"It's the biggest dam I know." he replied.

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I Found Where She Went

I FOUND WHERE SHE WENT

 

Remember  the words from the song... "Where  have all the flowers gone? ...long time passing....  "   Have you ever wondered what happened to all  those really cute and crazy, good-looking, barefoot, young hippie chicks who didn't wear bras, smoked weed, got tattooed, and shagged every guy they met during that great Age of Aquarius back in the 60's?  Well,  wonder no more!        Kinda gets you tingly all over, doesn't it?

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