Jun 28, 2011

Desi Erotic Story : साली की चुदाई

साली की चुदाई

प्रेषक : होट मेल

हेल्लो दोस्तों !

मैं आज आप सबको यह सच्ची कहानी बता रहा हूँ कि कैसे मैंने अपनी साली को चोदा।

यह उन दिनों की बात है जब मेरा रिश्ता पक्का हुआ था। मेरी बीवी की ३ बहने हैं। एक बड़ी ओर दो छोटी।

सगाई के बाद मैं एक बार किसी काम से अपनी बड़ी साली के घर पर गया तो पता चला कि उसका पति टूर पर बाहर गया हुआ है और ३ दिन में वापिस आएगा।

मैं वहां रात को पहुँचा था। मेरी साली मुझे देख केर बहुत खुश हुई। उसकी आंखों में एक अजीब सी चमक आ गई थी। खाना खाने के बाद हम बातें करने लगे। मेरी बड़ी साली का नाम रीना है।

बातें करते करते मैंने कहा- मुझे नींद आ रही है तो उसने मुझे अपने साथ वाले कमरे में सोने को कहा। थोडी देर के बाद रीना मेरे पास आ कर बैठ गई।

मैंने शरारत में कहा- साली जी ! क्या ख्याल है ! आप के इरादे कुछ ठीक नहीं लग रहे।

तो वोह बोली- यह जीजा साली का रिश्ता होता ही है ऐसा कि इसमें शरारत तो होती ही है। उसने नाईट गाऊन पहन हुआ था। मैंने धीरे से अपना पैर उसके पैर से छू दिया तो वोह मुस्कराने लगी।

मैं समझ गया कि मामला साफ़ है। मैंने उसे कहा- रीना पास आ जाओ और वोह मेरे पास आ कर लेट गई।

मैंने उसे कहा तू कितनी सेक्सी है !

तो वोह बोली- शर्म नहीं आती ! साली पर लाइन मार रहे हो?

तो मैं बोला- अब तो साली की चूत मारूंगा !

यह सुन कर वोह मेरे से लिपट गई। मैंने उसका गाऊन उतार दिया, अब वोह बिल्कुल नंगी थी। मैंने भी अपने कपड़े उतार दिए और उस से लिपट गया और उस पर टूट पड़ा। मैंने उसके नंगे बदन को चूमना और काटना शुरू कर दिया।

वोह भी गरम हो गई और कहने लगी- जीजू अपनी साली को चोद दो। जब से तुम्हें देखा है, तुमसे चुदने के लिए तरस रही हूँ !

मैंने अपना लण्ड उसके मुहँ में डाल दिया और वोह उसे प्यार से चूसने लगी।

फिर वोह बोली- मुझे अपने ऊपर आने दो।

वोह मेरे ऊपर आ गई और मेरा लण्ड अपनी चूत में डाल कर आगे पीछे होने लगी और मेरे मुहँ में अपना निप्पल डाल दिया।

मैं उसके निप्पल को चूसने लगा और वोह झड़ गई।

फ़िर मैं उसके ऊपर लेट गया और उसे काफी देर तक चोदा।

उसके बाद ३ दिन तक उसे रोज ३-३ बार चोदा। मैंने उससे बाकी सालियों को चोदने के बारे में भी पूछ लिया जो मैं आप को बाद में बताउंगा।

मैंने अपनी शादी वाले दिन अपनी छोटी साली को कैसे चोदा।

Old Lady SuperHero - Very Funny Video

Fishing in North Pole - Funny Video

Satin Bed Sheets --- Funny Video

Shooting Stars Explained - Funny Video

Your Wife is Cheating -- Funny Video

The Man Show Candid Camera Prank - Video

Twin Assets -- Mean Girl - Hilliarious Video

WoW ... How He Did That ??? - Amazing Video

Are you wow blind?

Kevin asked me: "Do 'great ideas' possess universally some sort of Wow Factor?"

The problems with this question: What does 'great' mean? And who decides what 'wow' is?

The challenge is this: lots of people think they know what both words mean in their area of endeavor, and many of them are wrong.

Consider the case of web 2.0 companies. People like Brad Feld and Fred Wilson are brilliant at understanding what wow means from the point of view of an investor. They have great taste about what's going to pay off. They have a sense for which teams and which ideas will actually turn into great businesses.

The peanut gallery at tech sites, though, don't have such great abilities (if they did, they'd be Brad, not anonymous voters). As a result, they mistake consumer wow for investor wow, and often focus on the wrong attributes when they're criticizing or congratulating a company.

This is endemic in the book business, which resolutely refuses to understand the actual P&L of most of the books it publishes. As a result, there are plenty of editors who continue to overpay for the wrong books, because their wow isn't the market's wow.

In his book Money Ball, Michael Lewis wrote about how virtually every single scout and manager in baseball was wrong about what makes a great baseball player. They had the wrong radar, the wrong wow. When statistics taught a few teams what the real wow was, the balance of power shifted.

By definition, just about every great idea resonates early with those that have better radar than those that don't. The skill, then, is to expose yourself often enough, learn enough and fail enough that you get to say wow before the competition does.

Story- worth reading

The moral of the story is beautiful.

The Pig And The Horse

There was a farmer who collected horses; he only needed one more breed to complete his collection. One day, he found out that his neighbor had the particular horse breed he needed. So, he constantly bothered his neighbor until he sold it to him. A month later, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not better, we're going to have to put him down.

Nearby, the pig listened closely to their conversation.
The next day, they gave him the medicine and left. The pig approached the horse and said: Be strong, my friend. Get up or else they're going to put you to sleep!
On the second day, they gave him the medicine and left. The pig came back and said: Come on buddy, get up or else you're going to die! Come on, I'll help you get up. Let's go! One, two, three...

On the third day, they came to give him the medicine and the vet said: Unfortunately, we're going to have to put him down tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses.

After they left, the pig approached the horse and said:- Listen pal, it's now or never! Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on! Get up! Get up! That's it, slowly! Great! Come on, one, two, three... Good, good. Now faster, come on.... Fantastic! Run, run more! Yes! Yay! Yes! You did it, you're a champion!!!
All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse running in the field and began shouting: It's a miracle! My horse is cured. This deserves a party. Let's kill the pig!

Points for reflection: this often happens in the workplace. Nobody truly knows which employee actually deserves the merit of success, or who's actually contributing the necessary support to make things happen.
LEARNING TO LIVE WITHOUT RECOGNITION IS A SKILL!!!!
If anyone ever tells you that your work is unprofessional, remember: amateurs built the Ark and professionals built the Titanic.
DON'T LOOK TO BECOME A PERSON OF SUCCESS, LOOK INSTEAD TO BECOME A PERSON OF VALUE!

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Gentlemen Only

GENTLEMEN ONLY LADIES FORBIDDEN

An IT services company had a policy of hiring

ONLY MARRIED men.

Concerned about this, a local Woman's Liberation Front Leader called on the CEO. She asked, "Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Do you consider us women are Weak, Dumb, Tantrum throwers or Bossy?"

"Not at all, Ma'am," the CEO replied. "It is ONLY because our policy is to hire staff :-
-Who are used to obeying orders without questioning,
-Who are accustomed to being bossed over,
-Know how to keep quiet
-Put up with anything when I yell at them.

Men have these qualities so our policy is "GENTLEMEN ONLY LADIES FORBIDDEN"

New Personal Photographer Of Putin

Girl on the left is Ekaterina Shtykina and is personal photographer of current Russian President. On the right is Yana Lapikova new personal photographer of Russian Prime Minister Mr.Putin. After being hired for such important role Yana deleted all her slutty photos from social networks but somehow they still ended up here
New Personal Photographer of Putin (9 Photos)

Onions

In 1919 when the flu killed 40 million people there was this Doctor that visited the many farmers to see if he could help them combat the flu. Many of the farmers and their family had contracted it and many died.

The doctor came upon this one farmer and to his surprise, everyone was very healthy. When the doctor asked what the farmer was doing that was different the wife replied that she had placed an unpeeled onion in a dish in the rooms of the home, (probably only two rooms back then). The doctor couldn't believe it and asked if he could have one of the onions and place it under the microscope. She gave him one and when he did this, he did find the flu virus in the onion. It obviously absorbed the bacteria, therefore, keeping the family healthy.

Now, I heard this story from my hairdresser in AZ. She said that several years ago many of her employees were coming down with the flu and so were many of her customers. The next year she placed several bowls with onions around in her shop. To her surprise, none of her staff got sick. It must work.. *(And no, she is not in the onion business.)*

The moral of the story is, buy some onions and place them in bowls around your home. If you work at a desk, place one or two in your office or under your desk or even on top somewhere. Try it and see what happens. We did it last year and we never got the flu.

If this helps you and your loved ones from getting sick, all the better. If you do get the flu, it just might be a mild case..

Whatever, what have you to lose? Just a few bucks on onions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now there is a P. S. to this for I sent it to a friend in Oregon who regularly contributes material to me on health issues. She replied with this most interesting experience about onions:

Weldon,thanks for the reminder.

I don't know about the farmers story...but, I do know that I contacted pneumonia and needless to say I was very ill...I came across an article that said to cut both ends off an onion put one end on a fork and then place the forked end into an empty jar...placing the jar next to the sick patient at night. It said the onion would be black in the morning from the germs...sure enough it happened just like that...the onion was a mess and I began to feel better.

Another thing I read in the article was that onions and garlic placed around the room saved many from the black plague years ago. They have powerful antibacterial, antiseptic properties.

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