Adult Erotic Story - Pyar Mai Dokha Ka Badla

By : Sidi007

Hi to all readers, I’m Sidhanth Sethi pyar se log mujhe Sid kehte hai. I’m from Punjab. Punjab mai Jalandhar se hu mai aaj jo mai story aapko sunane ja raha hu ise na he fully sex story kaha ja skta hai n na he fully love story, aap jo kahe ise mai maan lunga mai yeh nahi kahunga k I’m very hamdsome ya muscular body etc. kuki mai jaisa bhi hu acha hu meri age 21 hai BCA kr rha hu. tory par aate hai dosto.

Jaisa k sad boys n girls n aaj kal toh bacche bhi jante hai k 18+ hone par kya hota hai, ladke ladkiyo k n ladkiya ladko k supne mai mast rehte hai, aas paas ki kisi bhi cheez ki koi hosh he nahi hoti, k kya chal raha hai n kya ho raha hai, bas sab apne mai mast, mai bhi aisa he tha, ya yu kahiye k ab bhi hu.

Baat last may ki hai?( yeh mat sochna k marriage ki story hai) mere cousin bhai ki shaadi thi yahi jalandhar mai unhone London se aa kar shaadi krni thi n saar arrangement hme he krna tha kafi busy tha us time par, ghar par kaam toh hota he hai shaadi k time par, dheere -2 sab relatives k aana start ho gya.

sach btata hu k mujhe mere aadhe se jyada relatives ka toh pta bhi nahi so shaadi se theek ek din pehle voh aa he gyi her name was Priya( maine name change nahi kiya hai because story real hai isliye naam bhi real) mai usse life mai pehli baar dekha tha n dekhta he reh gya mujhe pta nahi chala k voh log kaun hai n then bhai se pucha toh usne btaya k she is Priya bhai ki mausi ki ladki thi.

formal hi hello hui n then fir hum sab kaam mai lag gaye next day shaadi ka din aa gya usdin maine Priya ko sirf ek baar dekha, then as usual very busy mujhe ustime nahi pta tha k she also likes me, voh baad mai pta lga shaadi ki dopaher ko mera cell nahi mil raha tha n then call krne par dekha k Priya k paas tha usne Sorry kaha aur kaha k just ek call krne k liye liya tha maine bhi It’s ok bol diya then shaadi ki sab rasme khatam ho gayi n sab relatives dhere-2 chale gaye.

fir as usual kaam mai mast ho gya sab, achanak 1 month baad mujhe unknown numbers se missed calls aan elagi n jab mai call krta toh voh cut kr deta/deti tab mujhe nahi pta tha, maine 2 din baad sim change krke call ki n then pta chala that she is Priya, I was shocked k iski kaise call aati hai then usse puchne par pta chala k us din mere mobile k through usne mera no liya tha.

Aise he dheere-2 hmari dosti ho gayi, n jaisa k hota hai voh dosti pyar mai badal gayi.
3 months ho gaye the hmare affair mai voh Delhi ki thi jo ab bta raha hu, ek din mujhe delhi jana pdo ignou mai apne cousin ki admission ko lekar n mai usse milne gya us time hmare beech sirf 1 kiss he hui nthng more maine kuch ur krne k bare mai socha bhi nahi tha fir mere cousin ki admission ignou mai ho gyi n mai use chodne gya n ek room le diya rent par maine Priya ko nahi btaya tha k mai delhi mai aaya hau hu.

Us din meri zindagi puri change ho gayi n mai ladkiyo ko pyar ki jagah chodne ki nazaro se dekhne lga, jaise he mai Priya k ghar gya toh door open tha, maine knock kiya toh koi nahi aaya n mai manners bhul k andar chala gya, aawaze di toh kisi ne reply nahi diya, then achanak mujeh kuch aawazein sunai di, dekha toh Priya k room mai se thi, upar jakar kar dekha toh room band than sid ewali window se dekha toh Priya was fully naked n Gourav(mere bhai ki dusri mausi ka ladka)uski chut chat raha tha,

I was totally shocked n meri khushi gam mai badal gayi mai vapis aa gya n uske dokha k bare mai sochne lga then maine call krke apne friend ko saari baat btai n usen mujhe kaha k tujhe badla lena hoga use aisa chod k voh tujhse duri baad chudwane k liye tadpe bt tu use dubara an chode maine bhi esa he kiya. agle din subah he mai Priya k ghar chala gya, pta chala k uske ghar par koi nahi hai n Priya akeli hai sab Mumbai gaye hue the maine jate he Priya ko pakad liya

Mujhe uspar gussa bhi tha n kuch krne ka mauka bhi tham maine sidha uske hontoh par honth rakh diye, isse pehle k voh kuch bolti ya samajh pat mai use paglo ki tarak kiss lag pda n saathmai uske boobs dabane lag pda 10 min. baad voh sambhli n fr reply dene lagi maine tab tak uski t-shirt n bra utar chuka tha ab mai uske booba k saath khelne lga pehli baar koi boobs tuuch kar raha tha uske boobs kafi soft n milky the use kafi acha ehsaas hone lga jo k har ladki ko hota hai uske dudh ka taste kafi badhiya tha, jise agar mai roz peeta toh Dhoni ban jata, khair ab tak uske haath mere laude tak pahaunch chuke the n voh meri pent ki zip khol chuki thi n mere laude se khelne lag padi thi usne sidha kisis randi ki tarah mere laude ko muh mai le kar chatne lagi, mujhe kafi acha feel ho raha tha mai bhi uske hairs pakad kar andar bahar kar raha tha fir mere haath uski salwar k andar chale gaye n mai uski chut ko masalne lga jo k puri geeli ho gayi thi

Aine uski salwar utari n penty nahi thi au mai uski chut par tut pda, paglo ki tarah chatne lga, pehle smell kafi gandi lagi but then kafi acha lagne lga, voh 2 baar jhar chuki thi mere muh mai he, paani kafi tasty tha uska, akfi mja aaya tha mujhe, b usse bilkul bardasht nahi ho pa raha tha n voh mujhe andr dalne ko bol rahi thi par mai abhi use aur tadpana cahta tha badla jo lena tha. 10 minute baar maine apna lauda uski chut mai daal diya jo sidha uski chut k andar ja kar lga

Jisse voh kafi tadaph gayi n bahar nikalne ko kehne lagi tab maine uski bilkul nahi suni n use dard mai bhi chodta gya tab badla jo lena tha 10 min. baad voh normal hui n apni 36″ ki gaand uchal-2 kar saath dena lagi jisse kafi mja aane lga, 20 min ki chudai k baad mai jhadne wala tha n maine lund uske muh mai nikal k de diya n mera cum usne chus kar pi liya voh behosh ho kar gir gayi par mera badla abhi pura nahi hau tha meri nazar uski sexy gaand par thi maine phir use

2 thapad maar kar uthaya n apna lauda uske muh mai de diya ji k chus kar usne phir se khada kar diya.fir mai uski gand mai dalne lga but tight hone ki vajah se nahi ja raha tha then maine coconut oilliay n tab dala n then thoda andar gya bt use kafi dard ho rahi thi par mujhe uski parvah kaha thi, uski gaand mai maine jor se dhakka diya n tab pura lauda andar chala gaya bt uski gaand se khun aane gya shyad voh gaand pehli baar chudwa rahi thi voh dard k mare behosh ho gyi

bt mujhe us par koi taras na aaya aur mai us ebehoshi ki halat mai bhi chodta raha, maine uski gaand pure 15 min. maari n tab apna cum uski gaand ami he chod diya, voh tab puri tarah behosh thi use kuch bhi aas paas ki khabar nahi thi maine ek note likha hau tha jo k uske paas chod kar vapis aa gya uski fir mujhe call aayi jo k maine accept nahi ki n ab maien apna no change kr liya hai n usne bhi, ab mujeh pta nahi k voh kaha hai bt

Jaha bhi hogi chudwa rahi hogi uske baad maine kyi ladkiyo ko choda jo k next story mai kuki aapne aur bhi story’s padhni hogi.

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A Man with No Bad Habits

A man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money. Suddenly an idea struck him.

He told the beggar, "I do not have money, but if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you." "I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the beggar. The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea". He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar. The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to health."

The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good". The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver". The man smiled again.

He told the beggar, "I am going to the race course. Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will place bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone".
As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying, "Sorry sir, I can't come with you as betting on horses is a bad habit."

Suddenly the man felt relieved and asked the beggar to come to his home with him. Finally, the beggar's face lit up in anticipation of receiving at least something from the man. But he still had his doubts and asked the man, "Why do you want me to go to your house with you".

The man replied, "My wife always wanted to see how a man with no Bad habits looks like.

Funny Santa Banta Jokes

Funny Santa Banta Jokes



Santa Singh at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Santa Singh says - "Santa Singh Married"


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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary
Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Santa Singh : U R great sir! Starting salary is
o.k.......but? ?
how much is DRIVING salary...?


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Santa Singh and Banta Singh are driving a Car. Santa puts on the indicator
and asks Banta
to check whether its working. Banta puts his head
out and says
YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...


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Santa Singh is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts
its 1 leg, and
says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he
wrote the conclusion.. ....
....... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut -
it becomes deaf......"


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A Tamilian call up Santa Singh and asks " tamil therima??"

Santa Singh got mad, angrily replied.... "Punjabi tera
baap!!!"


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Santa Singh and Banta Singh were looking at Egyptian mummy.
Santa Singh : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident
case.
Banta Singh : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC
1760!!!....


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Santa Singh for an exam had studied only one essay
'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced
friend with father
in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON,
I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY
TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.


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Interviewar: what is ur qualification?
Santa Singh : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Santa Singh : (smiling) PASSED HIGH SCHOOL with
DIFFICULTY.. ..


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In KBC

Amitabh : In which state Cauvery flows?
Santa Singh : liquid state.....
Someone in Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind, IT WAS BANTA  SINGH..... ..

Smart Boy

Smart Boy

Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a
Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the
Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but
I have some bad news, the donkey died.'

 Chuck replied,

'Well, then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said,

'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

 Chuck said,

'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

 The farmer asked,

'What ya gonna do with him?

Chuck said,

'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said,

'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'

 Chuck said,

'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with
Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'

Chuck said,

'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.'

 The farmer said,

'Didn't anyone complain?'

 Chuck said,

'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'

 Chuck now works for the government.

A Female

Aren't We Friends?

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

 

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.

 

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

 

At this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

 

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'

 

The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends.'

It’s All About The Eyes

They say that clothes make the person, but after viewing these snapshots I think you’ll agree that eyes are not only windows to the soul, but really help define a person. These are the most beautiful eyes. Take a look.

New way of stealing....A MUST READ

Crooks are getting smarter and smarter because it is easier than working for a living New way of STEALING... ESPECIALLY LOOK AT SCENE THREE... Be sure to read Scene 3.. Quite interesting. This is a new one. People sure stay busy Trying to cheat us, don't they? SCENE 1. A friend went to the local gym and placed his belongings in the locker. After the workout and a shower, he came out, saw the locker open, and thought to himself, 'Funny, I thought I locked the locker... Hmm, 'He dressed and just flipped the wallet to make sure all was in order. Everything looked okay - all cards were in place.... A few weeks later his credit card bill came - a whooping bill of $14,000! He called the credit card company and started yelling at them, saying that he did not make the transactions. Customer care personnel verified that there was no mistake in the system and asked if his card had been stolen. 'No,' he said, but then took out his wallet, pulled out the credit card, and yep - you guessed it - a switch had been made. An expired similar credit card from the same bank was in the wallet. The thief broke into his locker at the gym and switched cards. Verdict: The credit card issuer said since he did not report the card missing earlier, he would have to pay the amount owed to them. How much did he have to pay for items he did not buy? $9,000! Why were there no calls made to verify the amount swiped? Small amounts rarely trigger a 'warning bell' with some credit card companies. It just so happens that all the small amounts added up to big one! ============================ SCENE 2. A man at a local restaurant paid for his meal with his credit card. The bill for the meal came, he signed it and the waitress folded the receipt and passed the credit card along. Usually, he would just take it and place it in his wallet or pocket. Funny enough, though, he actually took a look at the card and, lo and behold, it was the expired card of another person. He called the waitress and she looked perplexed. She took it back, apologized, and hurried back to the counter under the watchful eye of the man. All the waitress did while walking to the counter was wave the wrong expired card to the counter cashier, and the counter cashier immediately looked down and took out the real card. No exchange of words --- nothing! She took it and came back to the man with an apology. Verdict: Make sure the credit cards in your wallet are yours.. Check the name on the card every time you sign for something and/or the card is taken away for even a short period of time. Many people just take back the credit card without even looking at it, 'assuming' that it has to be theirs. FOR YOUR OWN SAKE, DEVELOP THE HABIT OF CHECKING YOUR CREDIT CARD EACH TIME IT IS RETURNED TO YOU AFTER A TRANSACTION! ========================== SCENE 3: Yesterday I went into a pizza restaurant to pick up an order that I had called in. I paid by using my Visa Check Card which, of course, is linked directly to my checking Account. The young man behind the counter took my card, swiped it, then laid it on the counter as he waited for the approval, which is pretty standard procedure. While he waited, he picked up his cell phone and started dialling. I noticed the phone because it is the same model I have, but nothing seemed out of the ordinary. Then I heard a click that sounded like my phone sounds when I take a picture. He then gave me back my card but kept the phone in his hand as if he was still pressing buttons. Meanwhile, I'm thinking: I wonder what he is taking a picture of, oblivious to what was really going on. It then dawned on me: the only thing there was my credit card, so now I'm paying close attention to what he is doing. He set his phone on the counter, leaving it open. About five seconds later, I heard the chime that tells you that the picture has been saved. Now I'm standing there struggling with the fact that this boy just took a picture of my creditcard. Yes, he played it off well, because had we not had the same kind of phone, I probably would never have known what happened. Needless to say, I immediately cancelled that card as I was walking out of the pizza parlour. All I am saying is, be aware of your surroundings at all times. Whenever you are using your credit card take caution and don't be careless.. Notice who is standing near you and what they are doing when you use your card. Be aware of phones, because many have a camera phone these days. FORWARD THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN THINK OF. LET'S GET THE WORD OUT! JUST BE AWARE Never let your card out of yoursight.....check & check again! Scary isn't it.....

12 Most Extreme Body Piercings

The guy in this picture is Pauly Unstoppable. (Thanks, Susan) (Link)


One of the most asked-about members of the BME modification community is “Fishmaul” (”Fishmouth”) or “Zygzag”, who is said to wear massive plugs in stretched cheek piercings. (Link)


On March 04, 2006, Kam Ma spent 7 hours and 55 minutes being pierced by Charlie Wilson at Sunderland Body Art in the UK. When the world's longest body piercing session was over, Charlie Wilson had pierced Kam Ma a record breaking 1,015 times, all without the use of any anesthetic. (Link)





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Most pierced woman in the world. (Link)


Brent Moffatt from Winnipeg, Canada, pierced himself with surgical needles to set a Guinness record for most body piercings, in Montreal, December 13, 2003. Moffatt inserted 900 needles into his legs to break his previous record of 702 piercings. (Via)





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In a bizarre publicity stunt, Dr Wei Sheng pierced 2008 decorative needles in his head, face, hands and chest in the five colours of the Olympic rings. Dr Sheng's stunt was not the first time he had gained notoriety for sticking pins in his body. In 2004 he secured a Guinness World Record after piercing 1790 needles into his head. (Link)


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Gee, the publicist who wrote this must have been very inspired. (Link)


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Not very subliminal.


Undiagnosed Alzheimer. (Link | Via)


I won't be calling Jon Wayne. (Link)


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I have to say it's not the only reason.

8 People Who Are Seriously Obsessed

Mad Max

Adrian Bennett may not own as much movie memorabilia as other obsessive fans, but he makes up for it by his dedication to the film. Where most fans will simply collect merchandise associated with whatever their topic ofinterest happens to be, Adrian took things a step further. He not only built his own custom Mad Max mobile that is exactly like the one featured in the film, but he even moved his family out of the UK and into a tiny Australian town so he could feel closer to the character he loves. Now that's dedication.
Since moving, he's built a few more Mad Max vehicles and opened his own museum dedicated to the film. (Link | Photo)

Harry Potter

What does it take to become the World's Biggest Harry Potter Fan? Just ask the boy who has dubbed himself with said title. His house is filled with Harry Potter junk, he's read the books over 100 times, he speaks and looks likeHarry Potter -he even got a tattoo of J.K. Rowling's signature.
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Shoes

My Strange Addiction guest Rebecca might not have the world's largest collection of shoes (that honor goes to Former First Lady of the Philippines, Imelda Marcos), but her obsession is certainly enough to get her in this list. Unlike Mrs. Marcos, Rebecca has deep feelings for each of her 200 pairs of shoes, going so far to worry about them while she's away from home and calling them her “babies.” Her shoes even got in the way of her upcomingwedding when she couldn't afford to save for the big day because she couldn't stop buying more shoes. (Link)

Big Macs

Unlike most people on this list, Don Gorske doesn't express his love for something through a giant collection. He obsesses through consumption. You might recognize Don from the movie Super Size Me, but since then, Don has continued his routine of eating two Big Macs every day for 39 years, keeping a receipt for every one. In fact, he recently enjoyed his 25,000th Big Mac.
If you're wondering why Don isn't obese, it largely comes down to the fact that he doesn't order anything with his sandwiches. Without fries and cola, two Big Macs provide only 1,080 calories and since that's 90% of what Don eats, it's easy to see how he stays so thin. (Link | Photo)

Star Wars Toys

There are so many criteria for being the World's Biggest Star Wars fan that include number of conventions visited, number of times seeing the movie, etc. While it's hard to definitively claim that Rob Foster is the biggest Star Wars fan in the world, as the owner of the largest Star Wars toy collection, he's certainly a serious contender. Foster owns almost every single Star Wars toy released since 1977 and while he doesn't say how many toys he owns in total, he estimates that he has over 2,800 3 3/4 inch action figuresalone. (Link | Photo)

Mario Toys

Brett Martin loves Nintendo, and not just their games. He loves the characters from video games so much that he owns over 10,000 toys depicting Link, Mario, Donkey Kong and other classic characters. In order to help share his obsession with the world (and to help thin out his collection by selling a few pieces), he even set up his own website, The Videogame Memorabilia Website, where he shares all new additions to his collection and offers users the opportunity to buy some of his rare memorabilia.(Link | Via)

Snow Globes

Josef Kardinal owns more snow globes than anyone on Earth. In fact, he has over 8,000 now and has no intention to stop collecting any time soon. You can find a small sampling of his collection on his website, but be warned, the text is all in German. (Link | Via)

Santa Dolls

It's pretty easy to guess what Sharon Badgley's favorite holiday is. With her collection of more than 6,000 Santa Claus dolls, Sharon takes over 3 weeks to put all of her toys out on display before Christmas