Adult Erotic Story : मैं हूँ शीला !

लेखिका : शीला
मैं हूँ शीला ! मेरी किस्मत अच्छी है कि मैं बहुत सुन्दर, सेक्सी हूँ, मेरा मानना है कि मेरे सामने पुरुष काफ़ी देर तो मेरी आँखों में देख ही नहीं पाते क्योंकि उनकी निगाहें मेरी बड़ी बड़ी चूचियों से हट ही नहीं पाती। मुझे पता है कि सभी पुरूष मेरी बातें सुनकर मुझे पाना चाहेंगे, लेकिन मुझे पाना इतना आसान नहीं है। मुझे लड़कों से सेक्स की बातें करना और यौन-पूर्व क्रीड़ा करना अच्छा लगता है इसलिये लड़को मेरी कहानी पढ़कर अपना लंड हिला कर ही ना रह जाना, मुझ से बात भी करना।
मैं आपसे अपना पहला अनुभव बताती हूँ, बात चार पाँच महीने पहले की है, मेरे स्कूल का लड़का अमित जो लगभग मेरी उम्र का ही था, स्कूल के हॉस्टल में रहता था, मुझ पर लट्टू था और मुझ से बात करने के बहाने ढूंढता रहता था। वैसे मुझे भी वो लड़का अच्छा लगता था, मुझे तो सभी लड़के अच्छे लगते हैं क्योंकि उनके पास वो होता है जो मेरे पास नहीं है।
एक दिन तो उसने हद ही कर दी, वह कुछ नोट्स लेने के बहाने से मेरे घर ही आ गया।
मैं अपनी एक सहेली प्रिया के साथ ट्यूशन गई हुई थी, मेरे घर में सिर्फ़ मेरी मम्मी थी। मम्मी ने ही दरवाज़ा खोल कर उसे अन्दर बुलाया और ड्राइंगरूम में बैठाया। उसने मम्मी को बताया कि उसे मुझ से कुछ नोट्स चाहिएँ !
तो मेरी मम्मी ने उसे बताया कि मैं ट्यूशन के लिए गई हुई हूँ तो उसने मेरी मम्मी से मेरा मोबाईल नम्बर ले लिया और मुझे फ़ोन मिला कर बात करने लगा, पूछने लगा नोट्स के बारे में !
मैं प्रिया को अपने साथ ही लेकर घर आ गई, मेरे मन में कुछ मस्ती सी छा गई थी यह जानकर कि एक लड़का जो मेरा दीवाना है, मेरे लिए मेरे घर तक पहुंच गया। प्रिया भी अमित की दीवानगी के बारे में जानती थी और हम दोनों अकसर अमित के बारे में बातें भी किया करते थे।
मुझे अपने सामने पाते ही उसकी आँखों में एक चमक सी आ गई लेकिन मेरी सहेली को साथ देख वो चमक ज्यादा देर नहीं टिकी उसकी आँखों में !
मम्मी हमारे लिए शर्बत लेकर आई तो मैं उसे नोट्स देने के बहाने उसे अपने कमरे में ले गई। मैं बहुत खुश थी, मैंने प्रिया को आंख से इशारा किया, वो समझ गई।
कमरे में जाकर मैंने अमित से आँखें नचा कर पूछा- क्यों आए हो? नोट्स तो एक बहाना है ना?
अमित बोला- तुम सब जानती हो तो इतने दिनों से क्यों तड़पा रही हो?
इतना कह कर वो मेरा हाथ पकड़ने लगा लेकिन मैंने एकदम से अपना हाथ पीछे खींच लिया।
मम्मी को बुलाऊँ क्या? मैंने अमित से कहा।
अमित मेरे पैरों में गिर गया और बोला- मैं तुम्हें सच्चा प्यार करता हूँ, मुझे मत ठुकराओ !
इतना कहते हुए उसने सच में मेरे पैर पकड़ लिए और सहलाने लगा।
मैं एकदम सिहर उठी, यह किसी पुरूष का मेरे बदन पर पहला स्पर्श था।
आह... !! क्या कर रहे हो अमित? मेरे मुझ से निकला।
अमित के हाथ अब तक मेरे पैरों से ऊपर होकर मेरी पिंडलियों तक पहुँच चुके थे। मेरा बदन कांपने लगा था, उसके हाथ धीरे धीरे ऊपर की तरफ़ बढ़ रहे थे और मैं आनन्द के वशीभूत हो उसे रोक नहीं पा रही थी।
अचानक प्रिया वहाँ आ गई तो मेरी तन्द्रा टूटी।
प्रिया बोली- क्या खेल हो रहा है यहाँ इस कमरे में !
मैं घबरा कर एक कदम पीछे हटी और अमित प्रिया को खा जाने वाली नज़रों से देखने लगा।
बाहर आँटी तुम्हारा इन्तज़ार कर रही हैं और तुम दोनों यहाँ रासलीला रचा रहे हो? वो तो आँटी अन्दर आने को थी, मैंने उन्हें रोका और मैं अन्दर आ गई, नहीं तो मारे गए थे तुम दोनों !
चलो अब बाहर और ये प्रेम-व्रेम का नाटक बाद में कर लेना।
गुस्सा तो मुझे भी बहुत आया प्रिया पर ! कितना मज़ा आ रहा था, अमित के हाथ मेरे घुटनों से ऊपर सरकने लगे थे, और मैं पत्थर बनी उस असीम आनन्द में डूब रही थी।
लेकिन प्रिया ने आकर मुझे, मेरा मतलब हम दोनों को बचा लिया था।
अमित ने मेरे मेज से ऐसे ही कुछ कागज उठा लिए और मन मसोस कर हम तीनों बाहर आ गए।
थोड़ी देर में अमित चला गया तो मैं प्रिया को लेकर अपने कमरे में आ गई।
प्रिया पूछने लगी- मजा आ रहा था?
हाँ, बहुत !!
क्या क्या किया?
अरे, तूने करने ही कहाँ दिया?
तो बिना कुछ किए ही मजा आ रहा था? तो अब तेरा मजा तो गया ! अब क्या करेगी तू?
हम बातें कर ही रहे थे कि मेरा मोबाइल बज उठा।
देखा तो अमित का ही फ़ोन था।
मैंने घबराहट में प्रिया को फ़ोन पकड़ा दिया।
प्रिया ने पूछा- अमित, कहो क्या काम है?
अमित : शीला को फ़ोन दो ना !
प्रिया : मुझे बताओ !
अमित : नहीं शीला से ही बात करनी है !
प्रिया आँख मारते हुए मुझे फ़ोन पकड़ा कर बोली : ले ! तुझ से ही बात करना चाहता है !
मैंने फ़ोन पर कहा : हेलो !
अमित : नाराज हो?
मैं : नहीं तो !
अमित : शीला, तुम मुझे बहुत अच्छी लगती हो !
मैं : मुझे पता है कि तुम मुझे पसंद करते हो ! मुझ में ऐसा क्या है जो मैं तुम्हें अच्छी लगती हूँ?
अमित : वो… वो तुम्हारी जां… आँखें?
मैं : क्या कहा? आँखें? या कुछ और? कुछ और बोलने लगे थे ना तुम?
अमित : मुझे तुम्हारा सब कुछ अच्छा लगता है !
मैं : सब कुछ? यानि मेरा बदन?
अमित : तुम्हारा बदन भी और तुम भी !
मैं : मेरे बदन में सबसे अच्छा क्या लगता है?
अमित : वो… वो… तुम्हारी च… चू…
मैं : मेरी चूचियाँ ? या मेरी वो… चू… त !
अमित : हाय !
मैं : और मेरी गोरी गोरी टांगें कैसी लगी?
प्रिया बीच में टोकते हुए बोली- शीला, कैसी कैसी बातें कर रही हो ?
अमित फ़ोन पर : मजा आ गया था तुम्हारी चिकनी टाँगें सहला कर ! वो तो बीच में तुम्हारी सहेली आ गई, नहीं तो तुम्हारी स्कर्ट उठा कर तुम्हारी जांघें चूम लेता।
मैं (प्रिया के होंठों पर उंगली रखते हुए) : मज़ा तो मुझे भी बहुत आया पर ये साली प्रिया ने सारा मजा खराब कर दिया।
दोस्तो, अब आगे क्या हुआ, कैसे हुआ, मुझ से फ़ोन पर पूछ लो ! मैं आपको बताऊँगी अपने पहले अनुभव की एक एक बात !

Instructions for My Boyfriend (Erotic Tips by a Girl)

Instructions for My Boyfriend
by BeautyInDarkness

 

I know you love me, which is why I finally feel comfortable telling you what I want. It's not so much that you're doing anything wrong, but I'm too shy to tell you what I really want. There are things I want, things that turn me on, that I've always hoped you would do to me, so let me give you some direction.

 

First of all, I'm submissive, I want you to handcuff me, tie me up, and do anything to restrain me. Handcuff my hands above my head, and tie my legs to the bedposts, so that I can't effectively move any part of my body. Start by just looking at my naked body, let your eyes linger where you want them to. The fact that you think I'm beautiful makes me wet.

 

Next I want you to focus just on my skin. Run your hands or some soft fur, fabric, or feathers down my body. Let your fingers linger, but not stop on the most sensitive parts of me: my neck, stomach, hips, and calves. Just let me feel your flesh graze down my ribcage, across my breasts, and down my waist. Now let me feel a little more. Gently scratch or graze my skin with your nails, run your long hair across my body, kiss the softest parts of me, make me quiver.
 
Start to bite me. Bite me on my neck, hard. Don't be afraid to hurt me, a little pain is a good thing. Run your tongue along my collarbone, then down between my breasts, and let it flick across my stomach until you reach my hips. Leave soft, wet, lingering kisses on my hips, lick across my inner thighs, and down my legs. Touch and lick the back of my knees. Make me gasp, and squirm. Don't ignore any part of my body.

 

Now start to make me want you inside me. Rub your fingers, or your cock against my opening, by now I'm sure to be wet. Don't penetrate yet, don't touch my clit, just make me suffer. Bite and kiss and lick my neck, and my breasts while you rub yourself against me. With one hand, grab the hair at the back of my neck and force my head backwards, so you can restrain me, and kiss my throat more easily. If I have enough slack to move my hips, and thrust against your hard member, I will. But don't let me have you yet. The longer you wait to push yourself inside me, the wilder I'll get.
 
I'll start to struggle in earnest. I want you, I want to free my body and jump on top of you, and force your hard cock inside me. I want it so bad I could scream. Hold my hands down to make sure I don't get free. After your done torturing me, if you think I need it bad enough, thrust yourself inside me with one hard sure stroke.

 

Start thrusting inside me, slowly. Every backstroke pull yourself out to the tip, and when you thrust back inside me push yourself in to the hilt. As I start to get close to cumming stop thrusting deep, and just pump the tip of your cock in and out of my wet hole. When I start to go wild, start to moan, start to cry out in frustration, start pumping yourself into me hard, and fast. Whatever you do, DON'T STOP. Right before I'm about to cum, pull out, and don't touch me for about 30 seconds. I'll scream at you, I'll curse at you, but this is the way I want it: to be completely at your mercy, for my pleasure to be totally dependent on your whim.

 

Go down on me. Lick your way down my stomach, and lick past my vagina to my inner thighs. Let your tongue play around cunt, licking to the left, and right, but not inside, not yet. Slide your hands under my ass and grope me. Lick up towards my clit, and when you get there, lick, and nibble, and suck. Don't put your tongue inside me, make me wait and yearn for your dick. When you get me close to cumming, stop, and don't touch me for a few seconds.

 

Now, fuck me. Thrust yourself inside me and fuck me hard and fast. Grab me by the hips and pull me down to meet your every thrust. When you've got me close to cumming, pull out, and free my legs. Grab my ankles, and put my legs over your shoulders. Thrust into me as hard and as fast as you can. See how many times you can get me to cum before you shoot your load deep inside me.
 
This is what I want from you. It's too bad I'm too pussy to actually give you these instructions. Since I can't give them to you, I'll give them to the world, and hope that some woman will get her fantasy fulfilled.

Sexy Yahoo Chat - Nita Vs Heart Virus

nita(20-08-2008 07:56:58): hi
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 07:57:02): hi
nita(20-08-2008 07:57:14): do i know u?
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 07:57:39): nope...do u knw me?
nita(20-08-2008 07:58:23): no actually dis frd of mine abhi gave me ur id n said this guy wanna chat wid u
nita(20-08-2008 07:58:37): i told him i dont know u but he insisted
nita(20-08-2008 07:58:44): neway m sorry to disturb u
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 07:58:45): who abhi?
nita(20-08-2008 07:58:57): his name is gunjan
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 07:59:00): no probs....asl nita....nice name...
nita(20-08-2008 07:59:08): he's my hubby's frd
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 07:59:14): okkkk...
nita(20-08-2008 07:59:20): mrs nita mishra 28 f jaipur
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 07:59:36): okkkkkkk...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 07:59:40): mmmm....
nita(20-08-2008 07:59:48): ur asl plz
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 07:59:55): y he insisted u to cht wth me?
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 08:00:00): 25 m del
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 08:00:14): so u originally frm jaipur only?
nita(20-08-2008 08:00:14): aapka naam kya hai ji
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 08:00:18): rajat
nita(20-08-2008 08:00:20): ji haan
nita(20-08-2008 08:00:27): ok rajat nice to meet u
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 08:00:29): schholing kahan se?
nita(20-08-2008 08:00:41): jaipur
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 08:00:48): same here....but y gunjan insistted to cht wth me?
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 08:00:51): wch school
nita(20-08-2008 08:01:25): i dunno yaar,he was like ki dis guy knows u n all
nita(20-08-2008 08:01:33): jaane kya kya
nita(20-08-2008 08:02:05): neway modern school in jaipur did all my schooling from there
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 08:02:30): whn got married...newly wed?
nita(20-08-2008 08:02:56): nahin yaar got married wen i was 20,eight years ho gaye
nita(20-08-2008 08:03:04): ek ladka ek ladki hain meri
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 08:03:29): oh okkkkkk
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 08:03:54): so u housewife or work...
nita(20-08-2008 08:04:08): housewife
nita(20-08-2008 08:04:23): bachche aur saas sasur ko dekhna n all na ,kaam karne ka time hi nahi
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 08:04:44): okkkkkk
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 08:04:48): ye to hai
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 08:05:00): waise aap sunder hongi bahut
nita(20-08-2008 08:05:32): haan,atleast log toh kehte hain
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 08:05:45): mmmmm.....
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 08:06:00): so ab to aap saree pahanti hongi...
nita(20-08-2008 08:06:21): haan,jyadatar waise salwar suit bhi pehenti hoon
nita(20-08-2008 08:06:36): rajat tum kya karte ho,are u married?
nita(20-08-2008 08:06:38): achcha do u know gunjan
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 08:07:16): nope
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 08:07:28): unmarried hun yar...
nita(20-08-2008 08:07:32): hmm,yeh chakkar kya hai
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 08:07:36): aapko bhabhi kahun kya?
nita(20-08-2008 08:07:36): chalo den m goin
nita(20-08-2008 08:07:38): nice to c u
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 08:07:43): y goinng?
nita(20-08-2008 08:07:58): ya khana banana n all na
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 08:08:06): ok...whn cn v cht next?
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 08:08:16): cn v b frnds bhabhi...
nita(20-08-2008 08:08:27): y shud v chat next?
nita(20-08-2008 08:08:34): yes v can
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 08:08:50): aise hi
nita(20-08-2008 08:09:07): 2nite arnd 9 or so
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 08:09:38): ok...will wait...hubby disturb to nhi karenge...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 08:09:42):
nita(20-08-2008 08:09:57): woh dilli main hain,he's posted thr

heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 0814): oh okkkkk ok...thn v cn cht nicely bhabhi
nita(20-08-2008 0823): hmm
nita(20-08-2008 0831): achcha ji abhi main ja rahi hoon,bbye
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 0838): ok
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 10:51:39): hi bhabhi
nita(20-08-2008 10:52:04): hi
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 10:52:19): arre aapne msg nhi kiya...main to wait kar rha tha
nita(20-08-2008 10:52:54): oh haan,arrey main thoda late ho gayi,sorry haan
nita(20-08-2008 10:52:58): rajat rite?
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 10:53:18): yaaaaaa
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 10:53:41): so nita...tell me more abt you...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 10:54:01): how is life...ur kids must b cute na...like u
nita(20-08-2008 10:54:15): u temme rajat wat do u
nita(20-08-2008 10:54:15): ya they r cute
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 10:54:42): me still study...so bhabhi wat u do all day...ur hobbies...
nita(20-08-2008 10:55:20): bas aise hi,ghar ka kaam n all n then chatting tv or anythin
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 10:55:48): ok...tv mein kya pasand hai aapko bhabhi
nita(20-08-2008 10:56:06): daily soaps
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 10:56:11): okkkk...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 10:56:51): so bhabhi...tell me...more abt u...so love marriage ya arranged marriage?
nita(20-08-2008 10:57:03): arranged
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 10:57:14): but itni kam age mein kaise?
nita(20-08-2008 10:57:43): nahi toh,itne main i hoti hain humaare yahan toh,orthodox brahmin family na
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 10:58:03): okkkkkk...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 10:58:15): so how is hubby...caring n loving na....
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 10:58:32): n wo del mein hi rahte hain ya aajkal gaye hain...
nita(20-08-2008 10:58:38): haan he's very caring
nita(20-08-2008 10:58:48): bit busy in his work n all
nita(20-08-2008 10:59:02): 6 mahine se dilli main hi posted hain
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 10:59:13): ok...he in govt job?
nita(20-08-2008 10:59:26): ya
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 10:59:31): ok...nice
nita(20-08-2008 10:59:49): wat do u study
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 10:59:55): so wat job he is in...
nita(20-08-2008 11:00:33): kya karoge jaan ke
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:00:47): nothng...nt asking his exact departmnt but...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:00:54): i mean deprtmnt...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:01:09): like education...health..etc.
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:01:20): or is he in ias or pcs...
nita(20-08-2008 11:01:38): fone no. doon baat karoge kya unse?
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:01:47): or is he in ias or pcs..
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:02:08): mujhe bahut pasand hain govt job isiliye...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:02:16): ok leave it...
nita(20-08-2008 11:02:31): gud for u then,sutdy hard n go for it
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:02:43): ya me wrote ias mains
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:02:48): waitng fr result
nita(20-08-2008 11:02:58): ohk gud
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:03:12): my fathr too in govt servce..punjab cadre
nita(20-08-2008 11:03:23): ohk
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:03:45): so bhabhi aur bataiye...wch class kids in...school jati hain kya...
nita(20-08-2008 11:04:02): badi wali jaati hai
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:04:05): ok..
nita(20-08-2008 11:04:10): woh 7 saal ki hai
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:04:19): so bhabhi...aur batao kuchh...
nita(20-08-2008 11:04:28): kya
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:04:29): so normally u wear saree na...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:04:36): u p mein to saree hi
nita(20-08-2008 11:04:59): mostly saree's lekin suit bhi kaafi pehenti hoon
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:05:42): okkkk....but jyada achhi saree mein...i'm sure u like typical indian beauty
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:05:51): long hairs...round face...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:05:55): lil plump...
nita(20-08-2008 11:06:03): arrey wah useem to b gud at dis
nita(20-08-2008 11:06:22): honestly tell me do u know me?
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:06:47): no...nvr yar
nita(20-08-2008 11:07:16): u r gunjan rite,i know aap bahut shararati ho,abki main inse zaroor complaint karungi aapki
nita(20-08-2008 11:07:33): no more kidding ok
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:07:46): nhi...i'm rajat...dnt knw ne gunjan...nita(20-08-2008 11:07:59): hmm
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:08:09): nhi...its simple bhabhi....mishra r most b'ful brahmun...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:08:22): n normal indian beauties r like u
nita(20-08-2008 11:08:34): yeh toh theek kaha tumne
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:08:53): thts y mishra...mishra means white mixture...rght na
nita(20-08-2008 11:09:08): hmm
nita(20-08-2008 11:09:13): u seem to b a nice guy
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:09:42): may be..haha...u knw aradhana mishra...ias frm u p cadre...she looks so b'ful...typical indian beauty...
nita(20-08-2008 11:09:53): yes
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 1119): so bhabhi....aur bataiye...
nita(20-08-2008 1135): kya bataun devar ji
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:11:22): haha...kucch bhi...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:11:47): so bhabhi ji....u must b missing hubby na...
nita(20-08-2008 11:12:22): haan shuru shuru main miss kiya lekin ab nahi
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:13:09): mm....rat ko to yad aati hi hogi na phir bhi...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:13:27): coz iss waqt all alone,kids slept ...
nita(20-08-2008 11:13:34): hahahha haan
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:13:39): haha...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:13:43): y laughing
nita(20-08-2008 11:13:52): aise hi
nita(20-08-2008 11:13:57):
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:14:15): haha....i knw y u miss him...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:14:29): accha bhabhi wat u wear at nght,,,

nita(20-08-2008 11:14:48): y u wanna know
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:14:53): plzz
nita(20-08-2008 11:15:17): generally nighty
nita(20-08-2008 11:15:24): sumtimes skirt n t-shirts
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:16:02): oh ho skirt bhi....nice...how long skirt?
nita(20-08-2008 11:16:25): knee tak
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:16:43): mmmmmm...n wat u exactly wearing now...
nita(20-08-2008 11:17:21): nighty
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:17:37): color....and wat else....
nita(20-08-2008 11:18:00): light green color
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:18:47): aur......
nita(20-08-2008 11:19:06): aur kya
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:19:54): nighty ke alawa...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:20:03): bangles...?
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:20:06): payal...
nita(20-08-2008 11:20:25): haan bangles,magal sutra,ear ring,payal
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:21:03): mmmmm...aur....
nita(20-08-2008 11:21:14): bas
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:21:14): u knw wats mangalsutra bhabhi?
nita(20-08-2008 11:21:31): haan,every1 knows
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:21:34): license for kamasutra...
nita(20-08-2008 11:21:55):
nita(20-08-2008 11:21:56): u r funny hahahhahahaha
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:22:01):
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:22:15): aur....kucch aur bhi pahna hoga na...
nita(20-08-2008 11:22:32): haan
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:23:19): kya.....
nita(20-08-2008 11:23:42): panty
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:24:27): color...design...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:24:34): shape...v?
nita(20-08-2008 11:24:57): red,boy shorts
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:25:46): ohhhhh...nice..dnt u wear v shape...cut one...
nita(20-08-2008 11:26:01): i do,aaj yeh pehni
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:27:08): okkkkkk
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:27:20): kitni panties hain aapke pass bhabhi...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:27:28): wch is most sexy one?
nita(20-08-2008 11:27:34): kafi saari hain
nita(20-08-2008 11:27:43): g-strings hain 3-4
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:27:45): thongs bhi hain kya?
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:27:48): wowwwwwww
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:27:58): wo kab pahanti hain aap
nita(20-08-2008 11:28:10): jab hausband aate hain tab
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:28:43): mmmmm...all romance na....
nita(20-08-2008 11:28:53): ji haan
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:29:14): accha bhabhi kaise nahati hain aap..panty pahan ke ya...poori nangi ho ke...
nita(20-08-2008 11:29:46): poori nangi hoke
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:30:12): okkkkk...accha bhabhi...apni body mein til kaha kahan hain...batao na
nita(20-08-2008 11:30:30): kyun
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:30:51): plzzzzzz
nita(20-08-2008 11:31:01): main nahi bata sakti
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:31:05):
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:31:08): plzzzzzzz
nita(20-08-2008 11:31:17): naiii
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:31:20): i knw kyn nhi bata sakti...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:31:34): coz wo aisi jagah pe hain na...
nita(20-08-2008 11:31:45): haan mujhe sharam aati hai
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:32:43): lzzzzzzz
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:32:51): ab batao bhi na bhabhi...
nita(20-08-2008 11:33:12): ek meri right thigh pe hai
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:33:19): okkkkk...aur,,,,,,
nita(20-08-2008 11:33:46): aur ek mere rite breast pe hai
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:33:56): wow...lucky mole...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:34:19): accha bhabhi...pubic hairs kitne dense hain aapke...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:34:28): do u kp thm dense?
nita(20-08-2008 11:34:48): nahi main hamesha trim karti hoon
nita(20-08-2008 11:35:01): inko nahi pasand hair n all,waise bhi jyada nahi aate
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:35:03): okkkkk
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:35:24): mmmmm....accha bhabhi wch soap n sanitary pad u use
nita(20-08-2008 11:35:53): i dont use soap,i use body lotion
nita(20-08-2008 11:35:58): n stayfree
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:36:05): mmm.ok nice...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:36:39): accha bhabhi....koi apna sabse mebarrassing moment bataiye...kisis ne aapko nangi dekh liya galti se ya kucch aisa...
nita(20-08-2008 11:36:44): kuch apne baare main bhi toh batao mujhe,
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:37:26): me frm del...selectd in asst. comandnt CISF but on leave fr competitive xams...
nita(20-08-2008 11:37:36): ok
nita(20-08-2008 11:37:40): how u luk n all
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:38:13): normal looks...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:38:57): koi apna sabse mebarrassing moment bataiye...kisis ne aapko nangi dekh liya galti se ya kucch aisa...
nita(20-08-2008 11:39:14): nahi aisa kuch nahi
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:39:19): bhabhi cn i see u plzz...
nita(20-08-2008 11:39:29): bas ek baar inki b'day party thi,usmain inke kuc dost aaye they
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:39:32): kabhi kucch aisa nhi hua?
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:39:38): to kya hua phir...
nita(20-08-2008 11:40:20): arrey inhone zabardasti thodi drink pila di mujhe bhi n den usi main main inke bajaye inke ek dost ki godh main baith gayi aur usko kiss kar diya
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:40:35): haha...nice
nita(20-08-2008 11:40:39): woh din hai aur aaj ka din,uske baad inone kabhi mujhe drink karaane ki koshish nahi ki
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:40:44): bhabhi cn i c ur pic?
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:40:53): haha...
nita(20-08-2008 11:40:54): nope
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:40:57):
nita(20-08-2008 11:41:07): sorry
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:41:20): accha aapko kisi lady ne n aapki daughtrs ne to poori nangi dekha hoga,...
nita(20-08-2008 11:41:31): haan kai baar
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:41:40): kis lady ne dekha...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:41:55): accha face cut karke pic dikha do...
nita(20-08-2008 11:41:59): mummy ne,meri beti ne
nita(20-08-2008 11:42:03): nope
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:42:11): kkkkk...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:42:28): aapne kisi ko poori nangi dekha hai kabhi...
nita(20-08-2008 11:42:40): haan
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:42:46): kise,,,
nita(20-08-2008 11:43:00): mummy ko
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:43:10): ok.poori nangi?...
nita(20-08-2008 11:43:19): ya,so wat
nita(20-08-2008 11:43:32): arrey hum log aamne saamne change kar lete hain,its not a big deal
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:43:38): kisi aur ko...
nita(20-08-2008 11:43:58): nahi
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:44:14): accha bhabhi u were virgin at marriage na...
nita(20-08-2008 11:44:27): ji
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:44:45): mmmmm...so suhagrat pe dar lag rha tha..
nita(20-08-2008 11:45:23): bilkul
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:45:58): hunnnn....frst nght ko hi sab kucch hua?
nita(20-08-2008 11:46:04): nahi
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:46:08): ya hubby ne raham kiya
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:46:22): phir...frst sex kitne dino bad shadi ke
nita(20-08-2008 11:46:22): heh nahi nahi first nite ko nahi
nita(20-08-2008 11:46:36): teesre din
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:46:47): okkk...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:47:01): so how was it...u wre in nghty or saree?
nita(20-08-2008 11:47:44): saree,it was painful
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:48:12): ok..so hubby ne poori nangi kiya...panty pahni thi ya nhi uss rat?
nita(20-08-2008 11:48:27): pehni thi
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:48:40): hubby ne poori nangi kiya aapko?
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:48:46): ya saree utha ke
nita(20-08-2008 11:49:00): sarre kapde utaare they
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:49:28): okkkk....how u wre feeling...sharam e lal...eyes closed?
nita(20-08-2008 11:49:39): haan offcourse
nita(20-08-2008 11:49:49): kaafi dari hui thi,umr hi kya thi tab meri
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:50:01): light off thi ya on...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:50:14): hubby ne apne kapde khud utarre?...
nita(20-08-2008 11:50:37): ji khud,lite's off
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:51:03): okkk...bilkul andhera tha kya?...kucch to dikh rha hoga na
nita(20-08-2008 11:51:13): aur kuch baat karo na,meri suhaagraat ka itna detail kyun le rahe ho
heart_virus_here (20-01-2010 11:51:23): plzz...i wana knw na....
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:51:26): plzzzzzzz
nita(20-08-2008 11:51:36): haan kaafi andhera tha
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:51:53): phir hubby ne poori body pe kiss kiya
nita(20-08-2008 11:52:15): haan
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:52:25): boobs se khela....
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:52:31): choose?
nita(20-08-2008 11:52:37): neeche jyada nahi,woh uper hi jyada rahe
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:52:41): ok...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:52:53): phir aapne unka wo touch liya?
nita(20-08-2008 11:52:54): haan kaafi der tak choose
nita(20-08-2008 11:53:17): unhone hi haath waan le jaake laga diya mera
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:53:34): poora tana hoga na...how was ur reaction?
nita(20-08-2008 11:53:58): thoda limp tha,mujhe hansi aayi aur sharm bhi
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:54:47): haha/......dar nhi laga...hansi kyn?
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:55:03): aur jab poora tan gaya to kaisa laga....
nita(20-08-2008 11:55:10): aise hi hansi aa gayi
nita(20-08-2008 11:55:54): thoda sa limp tha lekin unhone mere haath pe apna haath rakha aur dheere dheere dabaya ,then i got to know ki kya karna,fir bas kuch hi sec main ekdum hard
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:56:11): mmmm......
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:56:22): phir...did he ask u to suck it
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:56:38): n did he lick ur vagina?..
nita(20-08-2008 11:56:43): nahi us din nahi
nita(20-08-2008 11:56:55): woh sab kaafi baad main
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:57:54): phir...
nita(20-08-2008 11:58:06): fir kya
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:58:07): vagina to lick ki hogi na
nita(20-08-2008 11:58:26): nahi
nita(20-08-2008 11:58:31): yahi sab hua
nita(20-08-2008 11:58:35): kissing n all
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:58:47): condom use kiya tha?
nita(20-08-2008 11:58:57): kaafi chooste rahe woh,main unke usse khelti rahi fir unhone andar daala
nita(20-08-2008 11:59:00): haan
nita(20-08-2008 11:59:08): kaafi painful exp tha
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:59:45): ek bar mein ghus gya tha
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 11:59:53): bleeding hui kya?
nita(20-08-2008 12:00:08): nahi unko thodi koshish karni padi thi,meri toh jaan hi nikal gayi thi
nita(20-08-2008 12:00:10): haan
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:00:23): okk...bahut pain hua tha kya...
nita(20-08-2008 12:00:32): haan
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:00:43): phir acche se kiya....
nita(20-08-2008 12:00:49): haan
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:00:56): kiss kiss position mein kiya uss din...
nita(20-08-2008 12:01:17): sirf ek,missionary
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:01:49): okkkkkk
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:01:58): wre u moaning...loudly
nita(20-08-2008 12:02:19): haan,but not loudly
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:02:48): okkkk
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:02:56): n wre u ppl talking nethng?
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:03:15): so uss rat u didnt see his nude body n neithr he...
nita(20-08-2008 12:03:18): he was saying all da time ki its ok n all
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:03:41): so uss rat u didnt see his nude body n neithr he.
nita(20-08-2008 12:03:43): no
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:03:56): so aapko poori nangi kis din dekha
nita(20-08-2008 12:03:59): no but next morning i did n so did he
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:04:10): okkkk....nange hi so gye the?
nita(20-08-2008 12:04:21): haan
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:05:00): okkkk
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:05:14): kaisa tha unka...jab subah dekha to?
nita(20-08-2008 12:05:27): kkaisa matlab
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:05:32): big?
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:05:36): thick...
nita(20-08-2008 12:05:45): not very big but ya quiet thick
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:06:01): n did he say nethng aftr seeing ur breasts n vagina...
nita(20-08-2008 12:06:52): heh,he said lots of things
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:07:02): n u felt shy in morning tht u hv been fucked....
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:07:23): kya kaha...batao na...
nita(20-08-2008 12:07:41): offcourse but thode time baad sab saram waram nikal jaati hai
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:07:47): mmmmm.....
nita(20-08-2008 12:07:55): hey m not gonna tell u wat me n my hubby talk
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:08:18): okkkk...but tarreef ki hogi na...
nita(20-08-2008 12:08:30): haan
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:08:37): accha koi nick name rakha kya choot n lund ka....
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:08:41):
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:08:52): u say it choot only na?
nita(20-08-2008 12:08:57): heh,kyun bataun
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:09:23): batao na....
nita(20-08-2008 12:09:40): kya
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:09:50): u say it choot only na?
nita(20-08-2008 1203): haan
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 1225): batao na...ne pet names...
nita(20-08-2008 12:11:01): arrey mujhe nahi batana
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:11:18): ok..but hai na names...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:11:22):
nita(20-08-2008 12:11:31): haan
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:11:41): accha wch position u like most bhabhi...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:11:46): n hubby?
nita(20-08-2008 12:12:05): he likes missionary n i like doggy
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:12:13): wowwwwww.....nice...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:12:30): accha ek din mein max kitni bar chudi ho bhabhi...
nita(20-08-2008 12:12:58): honeymoon pe toh char char baar
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:13:13): mmmmm...ok hnymoon pe khan gye the...
nita(20-08-2008 12:13:23): goa
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:14:16): okkkkk...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:14:30): accha sabs wild sex kaise kiya tha?
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:14:33): ...
nita(20-08-2008 12:14:57): ek baar highway pe kiya tha ,car main
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:15:11): haha...goa mein...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:15:13): nice...
nita(20-08-2008 12:15:26): nahi yahin jaipur main
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:15:44): jaipur vry crowded,yahn kaise?
nita(20-08-2008 12:15:54): highway pe
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:16:09): saree utha ke kiya hoga na lenin...i guess no poori nangi
nita(20-08-2008 12:16:26): haan
nita(20-08-2008 12:16:30): saree main thi
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:17:08): kabhi nahate hue kiya?
nita(20-08-2008 12:17:15): kai baar
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:17:19): ok...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:17:24): kitchen mein?
nita(20-08-2008 12:18:13): ek do baar
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:18:14):
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:18:26): okkkkk...uss din to sexy khana bana hoga na bhabhi...haha
nita(20-08-2008 12:18:40): hahahahha,sara khaana kharabb
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:18:42): accha kabhi aisa hua ki hubby chod rhe hon n daughter ne dekh liya ho...
nita(20-08-2008 12:18:50): sabzi jal gayi thi
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:18:53): haha...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:19:12): kitche4n mein to hubby ne peeche se kiya hoga na?
nita(20-08-2008 12:19:28): haan ek do baar hua hai,ghar thoda chota hai na aur woh bhi ekdum se aa jaati hai room main
nita(20-08-2008 12:19:37): haan saree utha ke
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:19:43): ok...poore nange the dono
nita(20-08-2008 12:20:00): haan
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:20:00): mmmmm....mera bhi man hai kitchen mein karne ka...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:20:22): accha bhabhi....wat u like most in sex...fucking or choot chatwana...
nita(20-08-2008 12:20:26): haan maza aata hai,jab sex aur darr eksaath ho toh kaafi maza aata hai
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:20:31): haha...
nita(20-08-2008 12:20:34): kisi ke aa jaane ka darr ,u know
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:20:49): ya ya...
nita(20-08-2008 12:20:59): fucking
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:21:02): ok...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:21:14): hubby kyada choot chat te hain ya breasts dabate hain...
nita(20-08-2008 12:21:33): jyada toh dabate hain
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:21:49): mmmmm....accha bhabhi kabhi anus mein dala kya hubby ne...
nita(20-08-2008 12:22:03): nahi
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:22:21): ok...kabhi man nhi kiya unka gaaned mein dalne ka
nita(20-08-2008 12:22:33): nahi
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:22:48): ok..accha anus hole pe bal hain na aapke...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:22:57): n hubby lick karte hain anus ko?
nita(20-08-2008 12:23:11): bahut kam
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:23:18): ok...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:23:26): accha bhabhi...do u like sucking his penis...
nita(20-08-2008 12:24:15): haan,unko jyada achcha lagat hai
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:24:21): ok...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:24:42): accha bhabhi...kabhi aapka man nhi kiya kisis aur se chudne ka...sachhi bolna...kisis ko dekha n man kar gaya...
nita(20-08-2008 12:24:56): ji nahi
nita(20-08-2008 12:25:00): kisi se nahi
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:25:04): haha...okkkk
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:25:40): accha hubby kucch aisa karte hain kya ki aapko pata lag jata hai pahle hi ki aaj to chudai hai...
nita(20-08-2008 12:25:55): haan
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:26:00): kya...
nita(20-08-2008 12:26:26): arrey hum logon ke code word hain,heh,pet names n all na
nita(20-08-2008 12:26:41): usi andaja ho jata hai ki aaj patidev ki sewa karni hai raat ko
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:27:03): haha...nhi bataogi na code ...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:27:07):
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:27:11):
nita(20-08-2008 12:27:26): arrey thoda sa na pervert hai,tumko shayad achcha na lage
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:27:30):
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:27:38): nhi...bilkul nhi...batao na bhabhi
nita(20-08-2008 12:27:45): ofooo
nita(20-08-2008 12:27:48): achcha ok
nita(20-08-2008 12:27:58): main unke usko na ram ji bolti hoon
nita(20-08-2008 12:28:04):
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:28:41): haha...
nita(20-08-2008 12:29:07): jab woh bolte hain ki ram ji aaj vanvaas se laute hain toh main samajh jaati hoon ki aaj raat jagna hai
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:29:34): haha,....nice...n aapki choot ka nam?...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:29:48):
nita(20-08-2008 12:30:04): khud hi samajh lo,jab unka woh ram ji toh ....
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:30:28): sita ji
nita(20-08-2008 12:30:42): haan
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:31:05): accha jab wo wapas aate hain del se...phir kitni bar chodte hain rat ko...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:31:13): tab to roz chodte honge na...
nita(20-08-2008 12:31:25): haan
nita(20-08-2008 12:31:28): ek baar hi
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:31:33): ok...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:31:51): accha jab yad aati hai to do u masturbate bhabhi...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:32:01): choot rub karti ho na...
nita(20-08-2008 12:32:05): no,i dont like it
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:32:22): phir kaise shant karti ho chudai ki iccha...
nita(20-08-2008 12:32:55): bas main ek mota sa pillow legs ke beech daba ke so jaati hoon
nita(20-08-2008 12:33:06): aur mind divert karne ki koshish karti hoon
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:33:21): haha...okkkkk
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:33:51): accha bhabhi aapki choot kaisi hai....lambe lips hain...mote ta patle?...choti si hai ya badi si....
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:34:02): dark color ki hai ya gori hai?
nita(20-08-2008 12:34:36): todi badi hai,lips bhi thode mote hain,gori hai
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:34:49): mmmmm...wow...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:34:59): mere muh mein poori aa jayegi na?
nita(20-08-2008 12:35:18): hehe pata nahi ,shayad han
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:35:33): mmm....accha ur figure bhabhi....
nita(20-08-2008 12:35:49): 36 30 38
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:36:04): mmmmm...big gaand na....
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:36:28): accha bhabhi abhi bhi jab lund ghusta hai to kya thoda sa pain hota hai choot mein?...
nita(20-08-2008 12:36:32): haan khaandaani hai,mere maayeke main sabki yehi haal hai
nita(20-08-2008 12:36:37): nahi ab nahi
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:37:33): mmmmm....sabki gaandein badi hain kya...haha
nita(20-08-2008 12:37:43): haan
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:38:00): accha bhabhi jab doggy mein chudti ho to face bed pe rakh leti ho ya upar hi rakhti ho...
nita(20-08-2008 12:38:16): pillow pe rakh leti hoon
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:38:20): wch condom u ppl use bhabhi
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:38:22): ok...
nita(20-08-2008 12:38:28): durex
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:38:33): mmmmm...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:38:54): bhabhi mera dekhnegi...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:39:10):
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:39:17): virgin hai abhi to
nita(20-08-2008 12:39:19): dikhao
nita(20-08-2008 12:39:28): achcha arrey hahahahha
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:41:28): i hv 4 moles...u cn c 2 moles on last pic...
nita(20-08-2008 12:41:45): ok
nita(20-08-2008 12:43:17): dikh nahi rahi
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:43:41): so bhabhi...i need ur comments on mine virgin ram ji...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:43:44):
nita(20-08-2008 12:44:02): hehe quiet nice,i liked him
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:44:15): thx....wat u liked in it bhabhi...

nita(20-08-2008 12:44:21): waise bhi ram ji toh hamesha hi achche hote hain,hehe
nita(20-08-2008 12:44:29): length
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:44:38): mmmmm...n motai...tip?
nita(20-08-2008 12:44:45): i wud like to c last few pic again
nita(20-08-2008 12:45:16): specially da 1 in which u hv cum
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:45:31): how is tip?
nita(20-08-2008 12:46:12): gud nice round tip,quiet big so i guess kaafi maza aayega
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:46:30): bhabhi...apki choot n anus ke liye enough hai kya?
nita(20-08-2008 12:46:48): haan
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:47:03): mmmm....accha moles ka kya matlab hai wo bhi 4...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:47:08): lucky?
nita(20-08-2008 12:47:24): hahahahah i supose
nita(20-08-2008 12:47:34): aise ram ji ke hote hue lucky toh hoge hi na
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:47:49): mmmmm...
nita(20-08-2008 12:47:54): sita ji kaafi khush rahengi
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:48:03): apaki sita ji ke liye ye ram ji theek hain na bhabhi...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:48:07): mmmmm.....
nita(20-08-2008 12:48:18): haan
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:48:31): accha bhabhi....aapke hubby se mota hai kya?...n lambai?
nita(20-08-2008 12:48:44): mota toh nahi haan lamba jyada hai
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:49:11): mmmmmmm...woww....but aapki choot ko khush kar dega na...
nita(20-08-2008 12:49:40): shaan
nita(20-08-2008 12:49:42): haan
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:49:52): mmmm....
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:50:46): kucch hua aapki sita ji ko mere ye ram dekh ke bhabhi
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:50:59): kya aaj pillow rakhne ki naubat aayegi legs ke beech...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:51:03):
nita(20-08-2008 12:51:09): sita ji nam ho gayi
nita(20-08-2008 12:51:12): haan
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:51:26): meri tip moti hai na bhabhi
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:51:39): mmmmm...nam...(wet)
nita(20-08-2008 12:51:41): haan kaafi moti hai infact
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:52:04): mmm....anus mein le logi?
nita(20-08-2008 12:52:11): nahi
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:52:20): n it will open ur hole more in choot na....?
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:52:23): y nahi?
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:52:28):
nita(20-08-2008 12:52:57): i dunno kabi liya nahi aur itni moti tip lena,kaafi pain hoga
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:53:40): mm..............
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:53:57): but choot mein to le logi na aaram se...
nita(20-08-2008 12:54:13): wahan toh no prob,smooth sailing
nita(20-08-2008 12:54:18):
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:54:31): sita ji nam ho gayi....nam(wet)?
nita(20-08-2008 12:54:53): abhi toh ekdum nam hain sita ji
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:55:11): nam...matlab geeli na...
nita(20-08-2008 12:55:22): haan
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:55:39): mmmmm...kachhi geeli ho gyi bhabhi ki...wow...maine bhabhi ki choot nam kar di...wowwwww
nita(20-08-2008 12:55:47): already maine pillow rakha hai
nita(20-08-2008 12:55:50): heh besharam
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:55:58): to aaj bhabhi pillow ko tango ke beech rakh ke soyengi...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:56:22): aaj rub kar lo na mere ram ke liye....
nita(20-08-2008 12:56:27): haan,pehle toh kachchi change karungi
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:56:45): m....haha
nita(20-08-2008 12:56:53): mujhe pasan ahi
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:56:54): accha bhabhi susu aa rhi hai kya?
nita(20-08-2008 12:57:04): haan
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:57:12): indian toilwet hai?
nita(20-08-2008 12:57:21): haan
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:57:28): indian toilet mein susu karte hue bahut cute lagti ho...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:57:47): accha bhabhi jab susu karti ho...to hissssss wali aawaz hoti hai na...
nita(20-08-2008 12:57:55): achcha ji,woh kyun bhala
nita(20-08-2008 12:58:02): haan
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:58:39): mmmmmm...aise hi...bahut cute lagti ho sachhi susu karte hue indian toilet mein....
nita(20-08-2008 12:59:07): hmm
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:59:28): kabhi hubby ne susu karte dekha hai aapko?
nita(20-08-2008 12:59:34): haan
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 12:59:45): reallyyy...hun kucch kaha dekh ke
nita(20-08-2008 12:59:59): bataungi nahi
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:00:04): plzzzzzzzz
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:00:12): jab ram ji bata diya to ye kya hai...plzzz
nita(20-08-2008 13:00:16): nope
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:00:22):
nita(20-08-2008 13:00:47): arrey
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:00:52):
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:00:56):
nita(20-08-2008 13:00:59): woh bole ki kamaal ki lagti ho
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:01:08): haha...dekha maine kaha tha na...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:01:14): cute lagti ho...
nita(20-08-2008 13:01:21): ya
nita(20-08-2008 13:01:44): he made do dat in open as well
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:01:49): accha normally chodte hue wat u ppl talk...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:02:06): open mein kaise...kahan...wahan bhi dekha aapko susu karte hue?
nita(20-08-2008 13:02:13): haan
nita(20-08-2008 13:02:21): by road jodhpur ja rahe they
nita(20-08-2008 13:03:03): raaste main mujhe susu aayi,i told him den he insisted ki road side pe karo,raat thi
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:03:12): haha.....
nita(20-08-2008 13:03:19): lekinjab koi truck nikalta tha toh sab dikhta tha
nita(20-08-2008 13:03:24):
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:03:36): haha...matlab kai truck walon ke aapki gaand dekhi...wow
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:03:47): saree utha ke na...
nita(20-08-2008 13:03:51): he's a bit pervert
nita(20-08-2008 13:03:55): haan
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:04:22): accha normally chodte hue wat u ppl talk...
nita(20-08-2008 13:04:31): not really no
nita(20-08-2008 13:04:40): he's a quiet kkinda guy
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:04:45): ok...kucch dirty chat?..like chod doonga...choot phad doonga...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:04:57): wat kinky thngs he does...susu taste ki kya aapki?
nita(20-08-2008 13:05:06): no
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:05:13): ok...
nita(20-08-2008 13:05:14): no no
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:05:42): main hota to aapko susu karne ke bad godd mein utha ke...aapki choot chat leta ...phir saree neeche karta aapki
nita(20-08-2008 13:06:03): yukk
nita(20-08-2008 13:06:24): he's more exhibitionist type
nita(20-08-2008 13:06:46): makes me wear deep cut blouses n suits,transie cloths n all
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:06:52): kucch aur kiya...batao kucch
nita(20-08-2008 13:07:08): sabke saamne yahan wahan haath lagana,chalte waqt ass pe haath rakhna n all
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:07:51): mmmmm...nice...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:08:05): sabse jyada aapki body mein kya pasand hain unko...
nita(20-08-2008 13:08:28): boobs thigh ass
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:08:48): mmmmmmm....
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:09:00): gaand pe hath pherte hain kabhi lete lete t v dekhte hue...
nita(20-08-2008 13:09:28): arrey bahut baar,even sumtimes publically
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 1302): haha...but jab kabhi u ppl nt fucking...normally bat karte hue bhi saree n kachhi ke ansdar hath dal ke sahlate honge na...n aap unka ram ji pakad ke...
nita(20-08-2008 1341): haaan kai baar aisa hota hai
nita(20-08-2008 13:11:08): mujhe achcha lagta hai ram ji se khelna,even when its totally limp n soft tab bhi
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:11:31): mmmmm....haha....
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:11:38): u think i cn satisfy u in bed...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:12:02):
nita(20-08-2008 13:12:48): well u r decent guy,i dont sabkobatane walon main se ho,funny,charming n u have a big penis head so , i think yes i'll enjoy u
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:13:25): thxxxxx....
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:13:38): accha bhabhi ab sachhi batao mera id kisne diya
nita(20-08-2008 13:13:49): gunjan ne
nita(20-08-2008 13:13:53): kasam se
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:13:57): kaun gunjan?..
nita(20-08-2008 13:14:33): arrey inka kaafi close frd hai,meri bhi achchi banti hai,hamesha net pe baitha rehta hai,usine bola
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:14:47): ok...dnt tell him u chted wth me...
nita(20-08-2008 13:14:55): y?
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:15:03): nhi..coz i dnt knw him...
nita(20-08-2008 13:15:08): hey tum kisiko bataoge toh nahi na
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:15:15): nahi nahi...never
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:15:18): dnt worry...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:15:24): i knw u married lady...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:15:26): a mother...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:15:30): i respect u..
nita(20-08-2008 13:15:45): aajkal ke ladke bharose layak nahi hote,ek baar kisi ladki se baat ki nahi ki poori duniya main gayenge ki meri girlfrd hai
nita(20-08-2008 13:16:11): waise mujhe laga ki u r a nice guy
nita(20-08-2008 13:16:19): dats y m so comfi wid u
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:16:50): thx...dnt worry...
nita(20-08-2008 13:17:02): chalo den m leaving now
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:17:31): ok...bhabhi....so susu karne jaogi na abhi...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:17:34): main dekhunga...
nita(20-08-2008 13:17:43): haan kaafi tez aa rahi hai
nita(20-08-2008 13:17:49): heh naughty
nita(20-08-2008 13:18:06): achcha chalo bbye
nita(20-08-2008 13:18:08): n suno
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:18:10): mmmm.....plzz dekhna hai n choot chatunga uske bad...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:18:12): ya...
nita(20-08-2008 13:18:40): jai ram ji ki,heheheheh
nita(20-08-2008 13:18:45): gn bbye
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:19:02): hahaha...haha...naughty...so pillow rakh ke soyegi meri bhabhi aaj na...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:19:12): accha bhabhi last time kitne din pahle chudi thi aap...
nita(20-08-2008 13:19:26): ummm 4 mahine hue
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:19:39): mmmm...bhabhi pic dikha do na...this much u cn trust me...
nita(20-08-2008 13:19:54): no no plz woh sab nahi
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:20:03): ok...no probs...i wont force...
nita(20-08-2008 13:20:06): i trust u lekin pic n fone nall nahi,m sorry
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:20:13): phone to nhi...
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:20:40): ok...no rpobs...
nita(20-08-2008 13:20:47): jaun ab
heart_virus_here (20-08-2008 13:21:01): ok.susu karte hue dekhunga...
nita(20-08-2008 13:21:09): ok baba bbye

heart_virus_here: hi
BUZZ!!!
nitamishra: o hi rajat how r u
heart_virus_here: ram ram bhabhi
heart_virus_here:
nitamishra: ji devar ji
heart_virus_here: haha...kaisi ho bhabhi,abhi kaise online...
nitamishra: aise hi,i was free so socha thodi der yahan aa jaon
heart_virus_here: okkk...so sare kam ho gye ghar ke...
nitamishra: haan
heart_virus_here: t v watchng?
nitamishra: haaan
heart_virus_here: wch serial u watch most...
nitamishra: waise toh kai saare hain
heart_virus_here: name thm na...
nitamishra: i love to watch sab tv
nitamishra: tarak mehta ka oolta chasma
heart_virus_here: ok..ya thats nice...
heart_virus_here: haha...
heart_virus_here: accha hai wo...
nitamishra: colors pe bhi achche aate hain
heart_virus_here: han..aajkal to colors hi hit hai...
heart_virus_here: so bhabhi ji ne snan kar liya na?
nitamishra: haan kaafi achche se hain
heart_virus_here: naha liya bhabhi...
nitamishra: haan subah hi
heart_virus_here: mmm..n aaj bhabhi ji ne kya kya pahna hai
nitamishra: saree
nitamishra: rajat kya tumne yeh pyar na hoga kam dekha hai
heart_virus_here: ...wo lucknow wala serial...brahmin ka ladka...wo wala?
nitamishra: haan haan
heart_virus_here: haha..nhi dekha nhi but ad dekhe the uske t v pe...
nitamishra: story lucknow ki aur dikhaate mountains hain hahahahhahahahha
nitamishra: idiots
heart_virus_here: ya i knw...
nitamishra: apart from dat i like it
heart_virus_here: accha bhabhi poora bataiye na kya kya pahna hai bhabhi ne...
heart_virus_here: details..
nitamishra: bola na saree ,blouse pettycoat
heart_virus_here: color...
nitamishra: ear ring nose ring payal mangalsutra bangles rings
heart_virus_here: haha...
nitamishra: har cheez ke itne details kyun maangte ho tum
heart_virus_here: nose ring bhi pahanti ho bhabhi?cute lagti hogi na
heart_virus_here: haha...aise hi...
nitamishra: haan humaare yahan zaroori hai
heart_virus_here: accha bhabhi petticoat side se tie karti ho ya front se...
nitamishra: side
heart_virus_here: mmm...aage se kyn nhi?
nitamishra: i dunno,hamesha side se hi kiya so i guess aadat si hai
heart_virus_here: ok...accha ek bat samajh nhi aayi bhabhi mujhe...wo petticoat pe cut sa kyn hota hai...
heart_virus_here: jahan nada hota hai wahan pe...
nitamishra: taki size adjust ho sake na
heart_virus_here: ok...
nitamishra: waise toh ab bina cut wale bhi aate hain
heart_virus_here: so i guess isiliye side se tie karte hain,nhi to aage se cut mein se pubic hairs dikh jate honge na...
heart_virus_here: han ab to bina cut wale bhi aate hain...
nitamishra: haan
heart_virus_here: haha...
heart_virus_here: accha bhabhi usu kab kiya abhi last aapne...
nitamishra: usu?
heart_virus_here: susu...*
nitamishra: yeh susu se tumko itna lagaav kyun hai
nitamishra: yaad nahi mujhe
heart_virus_here: haha...i really wana see asexy female doing it...
nitamishra: kuch weird type ke ho tum bhi
nitamishra: chi
heart_virus_here: haha...accha subah to sabse pahle susu hi karti hogi na bhabhi...
heart_virus_here: haha
nitamishra: haan
heart_virus_here: accha bhabhi aaj panty color n design...
heart_virus_here: saree color?
nitamishra: purple wid white polka dots
nitamishra: panty
heart_virus_here: okkkk....nice...
nitamishra: saree is blue
heart_virus_here: okkkk....
heart_virus_here: accha bhabhi bahut sexy lag rhi thi jab saree utha ke panty neeche karke susu kar rhi thi...maine dekha tha aapko...
heart_virus_here:
nitamishra: ofooo tum bhi na
heart_virus_here: haha...
heart_virus_here: accha bhabhi ek bat batao mujhe...ye susu wala hole exactly hota kahan pe hai...
nitamishra: matlab? tumko nahi pata
nitamishra: ab main biology padhaun tumko
heart_virus_here: han [padhao na...batao na plzz...padh ke samajh nhi aya...
heart_virus_here: mujhe kya pata,maine to kisis ladki ko poora dekha hi nhi aaj tak na...
heart_virus_here:
nitamishra: dekhoge bhi toh kya dhoondoge ki susu kahan se karti hai
heart_virus_here: han...main to dekhunga...
nitamishra: its a very small opening in vagina
heart_virus_here: ok...in vagina means..?
heart_virus_here: whr in vagina...exactly batao na bhabhi
nitamishra: opening of vagina se thodi si uper
heart_virus_here: okk...so its smallest hole but used maximum na...haha
nitamishra: ji
heart_virus_here: accha bhabhi tell me how many pairs of lips u have..
heart_virus_here:
nitamishra: mujhe aisa kyun lag raha hai ki main bio ka exam de rahi hoon
heart_virus_here: haha...batao na...
nitamishra: 2 pairs
heart_virus_here: no...
heart_virus_here: its 3 bhabhi....
nitamishra: oho
heart_virus_here: 2 pair to neeche hi hain...
heart_virus_here:
nitamishra: tum bhi na,jab sab pata hai toh poochte kyun ho
nitamishra: majora n minora,hehe,inter main jab padhte toh khoob hanste they hum log
heart_virus_here: haha...accha tell me bhabhi....y do women hv 2 pairs of lips...
nitamishra: ab yeh mujhe kya pata
heart_virus_here: ek patidev se ladne ke liye n doosra unko manane ke liye...
heart_virus_here:
nitamishra:
heart_virus_here: haha...
nitamishra: u r awesome
nitamishra: hahahhahahahha
heart_virus_here: accha bhabhi ye to batao kal rat ko so gyi thi na acche se...
heart_virus_here: meri yad aayi kya sote hue?
heart_virus_here:
nitamishra: hmmm
nitamishra: thodi der sochti rahi fir so gayi
heart_virus_here: mmmmm...accha bhabhi ye batao kans ne kya stupidity ki thi jiska khamiyaza usse bhugtana pada n wo mara gaya...
heart_virus_here: mama kans...
nitamishra: paap kiye they usne
heart_virus_here: nhi...usse jab pata tha ki devki n vasudev ka 8th kid usse marega to dono ko ek hi jail mein kyn rakha...
heart_virus_here:
nitamishra: hahahhahahahaha,mebbe vasudev ki nasbandi kara deni thi usko
heart_virus_here: haha....
heart_virus_here: but nice point na...
nitamishra: ya
heart_virus_here: haha....
heart_virus_here: accha bhabhi tell me wats d best way to pay condolence to a newly widowed lady..
nitamishra:
heart_virus_here: ...by using black condom...for deepest condolence...
nitamishra: i dunno
nitamishra: ohooo gande
nitamishra: sharam kar lo thodi
heart_virus_here: arre just a joke...
heart_virus_here: ek bar santa banta se bola ki yar meri bivi ko paani se bahut dar lagta hai...
nitamishra: ok
nitamishra: o haan maine suna
heart_virus_here: banta ne pooncha kaise pata tujhe...santa bola ki jab mein ghar aya to meri bivi bath tub mein bhi security guard ke sath baithi thi...
nitamishra: yaaa
heart_virus_here: ok...
heart_virus_here: ek bhai bahan sex kar rahe the,...bahan boli bhaiya tumhara to papa se bhi bada hai...bhai bola han mummy bhi yahi kahti hain...
nitamishra: kya nonsense hai yeh rajat,plz i dont like alll dis
heart_virus_here:
heart_virus_here: oh okok...sorry na
heart_virus_here: sirf joke tha bhabhi...meri pyari bhabhi...sorry
heart_virus_here:
nitamishra: hmm
heart_virus_here:
nitamishra: koi na its ok,i dont like all dis stuff n i think u r a nice guy,so jst dont do it again,ok
heart_virus_here: accha u knw wats a camel toe in girls...
heart_virus_here: ok
nitamishra: lo fir se viva shuru
heart_virus_here: haha...
heart_virus_here: batao na...
nitamishra: pata nahi,m not sure
heart_virus_here: ok...whn a gal wears very btight pants ya trousers n uski wajah se uski vagina ke lips ka shape dikhne lagta hai...thn tht vagina crack in tht triangle looks exactly like a camel's toe...
nitamishra: oh ok
heart_virus_here: ya...
heart_virus_here: accha bhabhi aap jab school mein thi to sirf ladkiyon ka school tha kya?
heart_virus_here:
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
nitamishra: haan
heart_virus_here: accha bhabhi aap jab school mein thi to sirf ladkiyon ka school tha kya?
nitamishra: nahin co ed tha
nitamishra: sawai man singh co-ed hai
nitamishra: ladke bhi they
heart_virus_here: u wre in sawai man singh?..
heart_virus_here: u told modern school
nitamishra: ji
nitamishra: 8th tak modern main rahi hoon fir sawai man singh
nitamishra: infact dono hi co-ed hain
heart_virus_here: jai bhoomi wala to nhin na?
nitamishra: hahahahahha haan yaar
heart_virus_here: okkkkkk..i hv few frnds frm thr...
heart_virus_here: so bhabhi grey skirt...
nitamishra: white shirt
nitamishra: rang birangi tie
heart_virus_here: accha skirt ke neeche sirf kachhi pahanti thi ya shors bhi?
nitamishra: sirf chadhhi
heart_virus_here: okkkkk...kabhi aisa to nhi hua ki kisi ne skirt ke andar dekha ho n u caught him?
nitamishra: arrey ladke toh hote hi hain aise
heart_virus_here: haha...maine bhi bahut dekha hai...
nitamishra: ek baar practicle room main they hum log,physics
heart_virus_here: kkkk.
nitamishra: toh us practicle main yaad nahi shayad refractive ya sumthing ka tha,jo instrument the usko zameeen pe rakh ke dekhna ota tha aur usmain neeche mirror hota tha
nitamishra: ab tum soch lo
heart_virus_here: ya...wo prism...
nitamishra: hum log bahut sambhal ke jaate chalte they jab woh practicle hota tha
heart_virus_here: haha...kaiyon ki kachhi ka color dikh jata hoga na...
nitamishra: haan
nitamishra: fir yeh sab chillate they ki yeh aaj kaali main,yeh aaj white main n all
nitamishra: roady boys
nitamishra: rowdy
heart_virus_here: haha...
heart_virus_here: maine bhi 3-4 ko dekha hai class mein...
nitamishra: haan zaroor dekha hoga,ladkon ki jaat aur kutte ki pooch
heart_virus_here: infact bhabhi meri class toilet ke samne hi thi 11th mein...so jab bhi koi ladki jati to main imagine karta ki ab skirt utha rhi hogi,ab kachhi neeche...etc...n main guess karta ki ab nikalne wali hai...n most of times mera time sahi nikalta..haha
nitamishra: hmmm tabhi tumko har waqt susu ka hi khayal rehta hai
heart_virus_here: haha...mujhe wo susu wali hissssssssss bahut sexy lagti hai...
nitamishra: hmm
heart_virus_here: ladkon n ladkiyon ke toilet ke beech sirf ek wall thi,so kabhi jab bahut shanti hoti to wo hisssssss sunayi padti thi boys toilet mein...
nitamishra: ohk
heart_virus_here: pata hai mujhe susu karti hui ladkiyan kyn pasand hain itni?
heart_virus_here: jab main 5th class mein tha...so we had a big old govt house...n hamare neighbour ki ladki ki wedding thi....so uske ghar mein bahut crowded so mere ghar pe mehndi lagwane aayi thi...
nitamishra: ok
heart_virus_here: winters ka time tha...
nitamishra: ok
heart_virus_here: mujhe pata nhi kya hua ki maine osch liya ki iss dulhan nko isske dulhe se pahle nangi dekhunga....so bathroom ki window mein ek hole khoj liya maine jismein dikh jaye kucch n main peeche hi kelne laga...
heart_virus_here: jaise hi dekha maine aangan se ki dulhal uthi toilet ki taraf jane ke liye...main wahan gaya n usse dekha....
nitamishra: pervert
heart_virus_here: she was in saree....black kachhi...n saw nicely her sexy round ass....vagina i didnt see...
heart_virus_here: hahaha...
heart_virus_here: accha bhabhi 10th class mein bio mein wo chapter tha na...reproduction wala...
nitamishra: achcha abhi m goin baad main milti hoon
heart_virus_here: ok...rat ko aaogi na.?
nitamishra: haan shayad,not sure
heart_virus_here: y?...y nt sure?
heart_virus_here: accha sham ko at 7?...
nitamishra: 9-10 ke arnd aa saki toh aaungi
heart_virus_here: ok..plzz aa jana na...
heart_virus_here: will wait bhabhi...
nitamishra is typing...
nitamishra: haan ok bbye
heart_virus_here: tke cre...bye
nitamishra has signed out.

A man is growing ...Funny Video

Embarrassing medical exams

1. A man comes into the ER and yells . . .'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear.
Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - - and I was in the wrong one.

Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Francisco

2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly
and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.

'Big breaths,'. . . I instructed.
'Yes, they used to be,'. . .replied the patient.

Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA

3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct.

Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had
died of a 'massive internal fart.'

Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg

4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications.
' Which one ?'. .. . I asked. 'The patch...The Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!' I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hopedI wouldn't see... Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!
Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.

Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk, VA

5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient,
I asked, 'How long have you been bedridden?'
After a look of complete confusion she answered . . ..
' Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive.'

Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson - Corvallis, OR

6. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking
up on a man I asked . . .' So how's your breakfast this morning?'

' It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste.'. .. . Bob replied.
I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.'

Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit, MI

7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled
into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a
tattoo that read . . .' Keep off the grass.'
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said 'Sorry . . .. had to mow the lawn.'

Submitted by RN no name

AND FINALLY!! ! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB.
I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me.
I looked up from my work and sheepishly said. . .
' I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?'
She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard . . .
' No doctor, but the song you were whistling was . . .
' I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener. '

Dr. wouldn't submit his name....

ONE MORE --

Baby's First Doctor Visit

This made me laugh out loud. I hope it will give you a smile!

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed,' she replied..

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'

I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, But I'm glad I came.'

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