Death Of Bin Laden, Photos From The Scene

Death Of Bin Laden, Photos From The Scene Bin Laden is dead. But the world is yet to see much demanded official photos of dead Bin Laden, which are being withheld by USA. The photos are not for light hearted.

Mother In Law

MOTHER IN LAW A Mother-in-law decides to see if her three son-in-law's love her or at least appreciate her... The next day while strolling along the river with her first son-in-law, she lets herself fall into the water and starts to drown. Without hesitation, the son-in-law jumps in the river and saves his mother-in-law. The next day, in front of his house, he finds a new car, a City Honda, with a little note on the windshield: Thank-you on behalf of your mother-in-law. She undertakes the same scenario with her second eldest son-in-law. This one too, dives into the river and saves his mother-in-law.    The next day, he too, in front of his house, finds a new car: the same City Honda with a little note on the windshield: Thank-you on behalf of your mother-in-law. The same scenario occurs with the third son-in-law, she falls in the water and starts to drown. He watches his mother-in-law drown while thinking to himself: I've been waiting a long time for this! The next day, in front of his house, he sees a brand new Mercedez with a little note on the windshield: Thank-you on behalf of your father-in-law.

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Beautiful Lakes With Amazing Shapes

Beautiful Lakes With Amazing Shapes There are numerous natural treasures which we generally overlook and do not realize. Same is the case of these lakes which have beautiful and astonishing natural shapes but people are generally unaware. Let's see some of the most beautifully shaped lakes of the world. Bill Peyto Lake Named after a trail guide Bill Peyto, who was the guide of this area. The shape of the lake is beautiful and the most distinctive quality is the color of the water. It is so bright and fresh because of the small particles of glacial rock flour.  It could be accessed easily from the Ice Fields of Parkway. Sao Paulo Lake, Brazil People have made a lot of effort to give this lake the shape of a giant 140 meter tall man. The lake looks amazing watching from google earth. Fisheating Creek, Florida Located in the west of Florida's Lake Okeechobee, the lake is a multi-shaped one. It could be anything depending on how you perceive it, like a dragon spiting fire or a grabbing hand etc. Schulensmeer Lake, Belgium Together with collaboration of man and nature this beautiful lake got the shape of a pistol, unintentionally. Pieces of land were taken from the lake to construct a highway nearby which changed its shapes. In case of flooding it is extremely dangerous but otherwise it is a beautiful and peaceful lake. Eros Lake, India The beautiful lake is of heart shape and warms your eyes. Situated 1,398 meter above sea level the lake has a surface area of 1,827 square meters and have tolerable warm water. McKinley Lake, Alaska Situated near the highest mountain peak in North America, Mt. McKinley, this fish shaped lake is hidden from the eyes of world. The reason is that the mountain is bulkier than rest of Himalayas and also lower than Everest to give it a higher rise. Manicouagan Lake, Canada At the centre of Quebec's Manicouagan Crater is a beautiful ring shaped lake with a diameter of 70 kilometers. Its center is filled with ice-covered annular lake. It is considered as one of the wonders of Canada. Yueyaquan Lake, China Located 6 km south of the Dunhuang city, the lake is crescent shaped and is a source of attraction for tourists from all over the world. This beautiful lake surrounded by amazing desert is a treat to eyes. Horseshoe Bend, Arizona Created due to meandering of Colorade River, it is almost an ox bow lake. The magnificent lake is at the downstream of Lake Powell in Glen Canyon National Recreation Area. Horseshoe Lake, Canada This lake is formed due to wide meanders cutting Main River. The lake is of thee shape of a horse shoe and is located along the Red River in Morris.

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Niece Of Osama Bin Laden

Niece Of Osama Bin Laden Her name is Wafah Dufour and she is daughter of Osama Bin Laden's brother. In 2001 she changed her name from Bin Laden of Dufuor which is her mother's surname to escape controversy I guess.

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SOME SUBJECTS ABOUT MARRIAGE..................

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, Or get married and wish you were dead.. __________ At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man..' __________ A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' __________ A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished .. __________ A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.' __________ A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa A man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?' Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.' __________ Then there was a woman who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until  got married, And by then, it was too late..' __________ Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. __________ If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, -- talk in your sleep. __________ Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. __________ First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!' Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' __________ AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!! Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and Only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So, the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man, As he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.' The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, We'd be riding the bus, so shut  the hell up.'

BAKWAAS BANDH KAR JOKES

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Please read at your own risk !!!!!! 

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married

After marriage, lots of students gather at their home ..... why ???

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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth) 

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rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi......... ......... ......... ......... ......

sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????? ????????

rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do 

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BRUCE LEE was a great man

But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...

why?

Because he became

MAMU LEE! 

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sharma and Verma r discussing-- -------

sharma ----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"

Verma ----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink coffee." 

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One day Ravan went to a disco....... ......... ......... ..

aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ............ .......

kyun???????? ????????? ??

kyun???????? ??????

bcoz it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head" 

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who made Ganesh to Anesh...????

ThinK......

Think......

okay.....

" KAILASH KHER "

tere naam se " G " loon.... 

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Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. To

naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.

Kyon??????

Think....... ......

Give up??

Coz...

"Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango.." 

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Ek nadi thi......

uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....

pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......

sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....

Guess who was the lucky guy??????

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Keep Guessing.... ..

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Chalo yaar....the answer is

"KISNA"

Jo hai albela mad naino wala...

jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....

woh kisna hai 

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if a CAT crosses ur way, 

when u are going some where,

then what does it mean????????

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it means that the Cat is also going somewhere. 

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AND FINALLY THE LAST ONE 

Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"

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Why are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD"

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Indian wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)

American wives call their husband "A u" ( Scientific Symbol for Gold) 

  

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INFOGRAPHIC: Facebookers’ Age, Gender And Location

We love infographics about Facebook, including this one showing gender and age balance on Facebook versus other social media sites.

Advertising Age‘s infographic contains some fascinating gems, including:

• 61.2 percent of Facebooking females list themselves as married less than a year, compared to 44.3 percent of males
• 71.1 percent of women on Facebook say they are parents, versus 28.9 percent of men
• 86.5 percent of female profiles indicate cat ownership, but only 13.5 percent of males have felines.
• women represent a larger proportion of users over age 35
• men account for more of the Facebook population under age 35

Scroll down to see the rest of the data presented here — what insights do you have based on the infographic below?