Ed was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back! St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken. Ed was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.... The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here? 'Not bad,' replied Ed the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode! 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? 'Never,' said Ed. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal. He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard..... "Ed, wake up! You shit the bed!" |
May 3, 2011
Dreams of Aging Men...Joke
Facebook Offices Around The World
| Facebook Offices Around The World Facebook is a social networking service and website launched in February 2004, operated and privately owned by Facebook, Inc. As of January 2011, Facebook has more than 600 million active users. Users may create a personal profile, add other users as friends, and exchange messages, including automatic notifications when they update their profile. Additionally, users may join common interest user groups, organized by workplace, school or college, or other characteristics. Mark Zuckerberg founded Facebook with his college roommates and fellow computer science students Eduardo Saverin, Dustin Moskovitz and Chris Hughes while he was a student at Harvard University. The website's membership was initially limited to Harvard students, but was expanded to other colleges in the Boston area, the Ivy League, and Stanford University. It later expanded further to include any university student, then high school students, and, finally, to anyone aged 13 and over. The information you already know, because many are registered in facebook. Let's visit the company's offices. Offices in Silicon Valley             Hyderabad, India       Tokyo, Japan        Dublin      Paris        Data center in California and tens of thousands of servers         |