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Around The World and World It's A Best...

 man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. 

One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral 

procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off 

his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. 

His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have 

ever seen. You truly are a kind man." 

The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."  

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25 Inappropriate Demotivational Posters

Warning: The following material may be sexist, racist, and boner inducing.  Proceed with caution.

4 Things Women Hate About Men

You, as a man, may either be extremely self confident and believe that your girlfriend is totally and unequivocally happy about you, or be realistic and realize that many things can be changed to meet your partner’s needs and requests.

- Whenever you ask a married or engaged woman what she would like to change about her husband/fiancée, the most common answer happens to be: “When we first met, he showed his interest in me, while today he seems to take me for granted”.

Well, that is something you may change. After all, does it cost you so much to take your woman out to some restaurant and buy her a flower? I don’t think so!

It may mean nothing to you, but it would mean the world to her.

- In the second place, women don’t like men’s uncontrollable interest in other ladies when they are walking on the street holding hands. To make it clearer, women see everything, but opt for a diplomatic silence not to spoil the night. But men should never mistake such diplomacy for ignorance or, even worse, lack of observation, because women really notice every single move you make and decide whether it is good to speak or not.

So, unless you are having a walk along the beach and you have your sunglasses on, try not to stare at other women, because that would make your partner upset.

- In the third place, we have mummy’s boys. Believe me when I say that there is not one woman in this world who likes to see her man enslaved by his mother.

Of course, we all know that men have a profound connection with their mothers, while women are particularly affectionate to their fathers, but that is no excuse for you to call your mum three times a day or even running to her as soon as she has the smallest problem she may solve herself. Your woman will not simply take that for weakness, but will also despise you, because of your childish behaviour.

- The fourth thing women hate about men is when they forget important dates. Nobody here wants to defend women and their obsessions with dates, be it your first kiss, your first hug, your first dinner together, your first time at her parents’, but it is important that you do your best to minimize her complaints.

So, you surely have a Smartphone or a mobile phone that feature a calendar option. Well, why not use it? Save all the dates that are important to her and text her on that particular day. Be sure she will feel important and lucky for you will be the most sensitive man she has ever met.

Of course, these tips won’t save you from those catastrophes sometimes happen, but they may certainly help you improve your relationship and understand that what sounds so ridiculous to you, may be of vital importance to a woman.

Pinup Art ... Vargas

Gals in Body Paint

Santa Bechara Fir Lutt Gaya

Santa Ko Ek Sunder Si Ladki Pasand Aa Gayi, Aur Usne Us Se Baatchit Shuru Ki Ladki Asal Mein Ek Call Girl Thii Par Ye Baat Santa Ko Pata Nahi Thhi Dono Mein Prem Pyar Kuch Din Chala Aur Ladki Bhi Santa Ke Bholepan Se Imress Ho Ke Usko Pyar Karne Lagi Ek Din Satna Ne Usko Bol Diya Ki Mere Se Shadi Kar Le. Ab Bechari Ladki Pareshan Ho Gayi Ki Isko To Pahli Rat Mein Hi Pata Lag Jayega Ki Main Badi Buri Tarha Se Chudi Hun Ladki Ne Apni Saheli Se Ye Baat Discuss Ki, Saheli Ne Idea Diya Saheli: "Jaisi Hi Vo Tere Andar Dale Jor Jor Se Chikhna Shuru Kar Dena Aur Rone Lag Jana" Ladki: "Haan Ye Baat Thik Hai, Is Se Usko Lagega Ki Main Virgin Hun" Ye Soch Ke Ladki Ne Santa Se Shadi Kar Li Suhagrat Wale Din Santa Ne Jaisi Hi Uske Ander Dala Ladki Chikhne Lag Gayi Santa Ne Thoda Sa Aur Ander Dala To Ladki Zor Zor Se Rone Ka Drama Karne Lag Gayi Santa Ne Pucha: "Janu Kya Hua Rone Kyu Lag Gayi?" Ladki: "Bada Dard Ho Raha Hai Ji, Meri Jaan Nikle Ja Rahi Hai" Ye Sun Ke Santa Bhi Zor Zor Se Rone Lag Gaya Ladki Ne Hairan Hoke Santa Se Pucha Ladki: "Arrey Aap Kyu Rone Lag Gaye?" Santa: "Bhonsdi Ki, Mere To Tatte Tak Ander Chale Gaye Hai Isliye Ro Raha Hun"

Joke : The Wedding Ring

A man who was born and bred in Woodbridge, went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket.

She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

OR...

3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

Tough call, You decide.

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Life After Marriage

10 Things You Don't Know About Kissing

There are tons of nerve endings... 

...in your lips (100 times more than in your fingertips!) that stimulate desire. That's why smooching before, during, and after sex can be extremely arousing and satisfying.
Source: Krista Bloom, PhD, author of The Ultimate Compatibility Quiz 

2. Forty percent of men say that... 

...a really long, steamy kiss will get them immediately. (Thirty percent said that it will do it. Duh.)
Source: Cosmo Poll, April 2009
3. Pay attention to those "See ya later" pecks. If your guy...

...routinely only gives you a quick kiss on the cheek when saying good-bye, it could be that he's guarded and doesn't emote easily. If this is a more recent development, it's a warning sign; he may be feeling ambivalent about the relationship.
Source: Body language expert Tony Reiman

4. Instantly turn up the kissing intimacy by... 

...closing the "A-frame": a smooching stance in which you and your guy are in the middle of a smooch but your hips are a mile apart. By pressing your hips together, the degree of desire quickly rises.
Source: William Cane, kissing coach and author of The Art of Kissing5. The best way to kiss a guy's ear? Kiss and... 

...suck on his earlobe for a moment and then trace the outline of his ear with the tip of your tongue. (Bonus points if you whisper something naughty to him.)
Source: Ava Cadell, PhD
6. Men initiate open-mouth kissing to transfer... 

...libido-boosting testosterone to their partner. So when he's getting a little more aggressive, it's not just about his desire — he wants you to be a bit more amorous too.
Source: Study by the University at Albany
7. Men are more than twice as likely... 

...to have sex with a bad kisser than are women.
Source: eHarmony.com, "What Men and Women Want in a Kiss
 8. When coy kisses aren't going to cut it... 

...here's why you should let loose: Passionate kisses elevate your blood pressure and cause your heart to beat faster, getting you more excited, and making it easier for you to reach orgasm.
Source: Ava Cadell, PhD



9. Fifty-four percent of women... 

...between the ages of 18 and 24 say they've kissed another girl. That number drops to 43 percent for those between 25 and 34.
Source: Cosmo Poll, December 2008
10 Things You Don't Know About Kissing

Do you know where XOXO came from? Or why you get so turned on from a kiss?


10. During the Middle Ages, people signed legal contracts... 

...by making an "X" on the document and then kissing it to pledge their honor. That's how XX became shorthand for a smooch.
Source: Kissing: The Complete Guide by Tamar Schreibman

Your Safety

For Your Safety

Please pass to everyone you know.

A couple lost their 25year old son, Arun Gopal Ratnam, in a fire at home on June 4^th. The son who had graduated with MBA from the University of Wisconsin-Madison two weeks earlier had come home for a while. He had lunch with his dad at home and decided to go back to clean up his hostel room. His father told him to wait, to meet his mother, before he went back for a few days. Arun decided to take a nap while waiting for his mom to come back home from work.

Some time later their neighbors called 911 when they saw black smoke coming out of the house. Unfortunately, 25 years old Arun died in the three year old house. It took several days of investigation to find out the cause of the fire. It was determined that the fire was caused by the lap top resting on the bed.

When the lap top was on the bed cooling fan did not get the air to cool the computer and that is what caused the fire. He did not even wake up to get out of the bed because he died of breathing in carbon monoxide.

The reason I am writing this to all of you is that I have seen many of us and also our sons & daughters using the lap top while in bed and in the Arabic mattress salon . Let us all decide and make it a practice not to do that. The risk is real. Let us make it a rule not to use the lap top on bed or on the Arabic mattress with blankets and pillows around.

PLEASE EDUCATE AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.

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Shocked to know AIDS also spread like this...

Dear All,

It's in INDIA - Karnataka - Bangalore

A 10 year old boy, had eaten pineapple about 15 days back, and fell
sick, from the day he had eaten. Later when he had his Health check
done...... doctors diagnosed that he had AIDS.

His parents couldn't believe it...Then the entire family under went a
checkup... none of them suffered from Aids. So the doctors checked
again with the boy if he had eaten out.....The boy said 'Yes'. He had
pineapple that evening. Immediately a group from the hospital went to
the pineapple vendor to check. They found the pineapple seller had a
cut on his finger while cutting the pineapple; his blood had spread
into the fruit.


When they had his blood checked...the guy was suffering from
AIDS...but he himself was NOT aware. Unfortunately the boy is now
suffering from it.

Please take care while u eat on the road side (particularly tasty
Vadapav & Paani Puri) and pls fwd this to your dear one's..



TAKE CARE


PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO ALL THE PERSONS YOU KNOW AS YOUR MESSAGE MAY

SAVE ONE'S LIFE !!!!!

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