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Feb 26, 2011

Mobile related Scam in Society



Be careful... someone might use the below trick for several causes to harm you!!!

      Its all started when I received a call from someone claiming that he was from my mobile service provider and he asked me to shutdown my phone 
      for 2 hours for 3G update (that is actually taking place at Mobilink’s network) to take place. As I was rushing for a meeting, I did not     
      question and shutdown my cell phone.                                                                                                         
      After 45 minutes I felt very suspicious since the caller did not even introduce his name. I quickly turned on my cell phone and I received   
      several calls from my family members and the others were from the number that had called me earlier - 3954380.                               
      I called my parents and I was shocked that they sounded very worried asking me whether I am safe. My parents told me that they had received a 
      call from someone claiming that they had me with them and asking for money to let me free. The call was so real and my parents even heard 'my 
      voice' crying out loud asking for help. My parent was at the bank waiting for next call to proceed for money transfer. I told my parents that 
      I am safe and asked them to lodge a police report.                                                                                           
      Right after that I received another call from the guy asking me to shutdown my cell phone for another 1 hour which I refused to do and hung   
      up. They keep calling my cell phone until the battery had run down.                                                                           
      I myself lodged a police report and I was informed by the officer that there were many such scams reported.                                   
        MOST of the cases reported that the victim had already transferred the money! And it is impossible to get back the money.                   
        Be careful as this kind of scam might happened to any of us!!!  Those guys are so professional and very convincing during calls.             
        If you are asked to shut down your cell phone for updates by the service provider, ASK AROUND! Your family or friends might receive the same 
      call.                                                                                                                                         
        Be Safe and Stay Alert!                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                                                 
        Please pass around to your family and friends.
 

The Real Talent of an Auditor (Joke)



Not all Blondes are Dumb?!!


Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three Of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"

The blondes all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder. Sitting Back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective, You have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as Distinguishing features and oddities like scars and so forth."

So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew It after about two seconds. "Now," he said, "did you notice any
Distinguishing features about this man?"

The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"

The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in This picture! It's a profile of his face!   You're dismissed!"

The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.

The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face For two seconds, pulled it back, and said, "What about you? Notice anything Unusual or Outstanding about this man?"

"Yes! He only has one ear!"

The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course You can only see one ear!   You're excused too!"

The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but...."  He flashed the photo in her
Face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"

The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses." 

The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began looking at some of the
papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression, and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"

The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Hellooooooooooooo! With only one
Eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."
 
  

PAKISTANI BOY IN AMERICAN SCHOOL

 
A  Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.


Teacher : Whats Your Name ?


Boy : Ahmad


Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.

Boy Went Home.

Mom Asked: How Was The Day Ahmad.


Boy : I am An American Now Call Me Johnny.

Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.

Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.

Teacher : What Happend Johnny?

Boy : Ma'am, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two  Pakistanis!

Little Jhonny Trained



Little Johnny was just being potty trained and his mom tried this new method with 6 steps:
1. Unbutton pants
2. Pull pants down
3. Pull foreskin back
4. Pee
5. Push foreskin forward
6. Pull pants up and button up

She walked past the bathroom one day and heard Johnny going 1,2,3,4,5,6 and she was thinking she did good.

Then she walked past the next day and heard him saying real fast 3-5,3-5,3-5...
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Write your Name and See........



 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 


 

 

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 One of the best creative stuffs!
 

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Children Innocence

TOO SWEET FOR WORDS!!!

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind.

'That's a serious step,' he said. 'Have you thought it out completely?'

'Yes,' his young son answered. 'We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark.'
'How about transportation? ' the father asked.

'I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles,' the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, 'What about babies? When you're
married, you're liable to have babies, you know.'

'We've thought about that, too,' the little boy replied. 'We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!'

Reason For Accidents





Lawyer in his LImousine



One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass..
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also.

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high"

Happiness On Hold



We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another.
Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they are.
After that, we're frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with.
We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage.
We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets his or her act together, when we get a nicer car, are able to go on a nice vacation, or when we retire.
The truth is, there's no better time to be happy than right now.
If not now, when?
Your life will always be filled with challenges.
It's best to admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway.
Happiness is the way.
So, treasure every moment that you have and treasure it more because you shared it with someone special,
special enough to spend your time with...
and remember that time waits for no one.
So, stop waiting....
until your car or home is paid off--
until you get a new car or home --
until your kids leave the house --
until you go back to school --
until you finish school --
until you lose 10 lbs. --
until you gain 10 lbs. --
until you get married --
until you get a divorce --
until you have kids --
until you retire --
until summer --
until spring --
until winter --
until fall --
until you die.
There is no better time than right now to be happy.
Happiness is a journey, not a destination.
So -- work like you don't need money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
And dance like no one's watching....

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