Santa In USA

Santa Ki Relation Mein Uske Mama USA Mein Thhe, Unhone Santa Ko Gaanv Se USA Bulaya Taki Vo Bhi Kuch Paisi Kama Sake.

Santa USA Pahuncha To Mama Bada Khush Hua Ki Chalo Yahan Angrejo Ke Sath Rah Ke Kuch Seekh Jayega

Mama Ne Socha Ki Aaj Iska First Day Hai Kisi Ache Se Hotel Mein Thehrata Hun.

Five Star Hotel Mein Room Dilva Ke Mama Kuch Saman Lene Chale Gaye.

Piche Se Santa Ko Bade Jor Se Potty Aayi Jaisi Hi Bathroom Mein Gussa To English Seat Dekh Ke Confuse Ho Gaya Ki Latrine Kaisi Karu

Kafi Dimag Lagane Ke Baad Usko Idea Aya Usne Bag Mein Se Ek Polythin Nikala Aur Usmein Potty Karke Band Kar Diya.

Ab Usne Socha Ki Isko Fenku Kaha Yaha To Sab Saaf Saaf Hai Gaanv Hota To Sadak Pe Fenk Deta.

Itne Mein Light Chali Gayi Aur Usne Socha Ki Main Fan Ke Ek Par (Wing) Pe Rakh Deta Hun. Usne Aisa Hi Kiya

Par Fan Ka Swtich Off Karna Bhul Gaya, Aur Itne Mein Genset Chal Gaya Aur Pankha Fir Chal Gaya.

To Sari Potty Deewaro Par Aur Chatt (Roof) Pe Lag Gayi. Ye Dekh Ke Santa Ke Hosh Udd Gaye.

Usne Fatafat Room Service Wale Ko Bulaya Aur Bola Ki: “Ye 100$ Pakad Aur In Sab Ko Saaf Kar De Jaldi Se”

Room Boy Hairani Se Bola: “Sir Ji, Main Aapko 500$ Deta Hun, Par Mujhe Bas Ye Bata Do Ki Ye Sab Kiya Kaisi“

Relatives- and their perceptions

 

Relatives- and their perceptions Relation In India Outside India Mother-in-law A woman capable of making your life miserable. A woman you never fight with, because where else you will find such a dedicated baby sitter for free ? Husband A boring human species, who listens more to his mother than you, and orders you around to serve him, his parents and siblings. Still boring, but now a useful human species that comes in handy when the house needs to be vacuumed. Friend A person whose house you can drop into any time of the day or night and you'll always be welcome. A person whom you have to call first to check and make sure he is not busy. Wife A woman who gives you your underwear and towel when you go to take a shower. A woman who yells at you not to leave tub dirty when you go to take bath. Son A teenager, who without asking will carry your grocery bags from the market. A teenager, who suddenly remembers he has lot of homework when you start mowing the lawn. Daughter A lovely doll, who brings tears to your eyes during her marriage. A lovely doll, who brings you to tears long before her marriage. Father A person you are afraid of, and who is never to be disobeyed . A person to whom you pretend to obey, after all he is the one paying your college tuition. Indian Engineer A person with a respectable job and earning lots. A person without a secure job, who always dreams one day he will be rich. Doctor A respectable person with OK income. A money making machine, who has a money spending machine at home called 'doctor's wife'. Bhangra A vigorous Punjabi festival dance. A dance you do, when you don't know how to dance. Software Engineer A high-tech guy, always speaks in American accent, always anxious to queue in the consulate visa line. The same hi-tech guy, who does Ganapati Puja everyday, and says 'This is my last year in the US (or whenever)'every year. A Green Card holder bachelor the guy can't speak Hindi, parents of good looking girls are dying to hook him, wears jacket in summer, says he has a BMW back there. the guy can't speak proper English, wears jacket all the time, works in a Candy store at Manhattan, dreams of owning a BMW

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Creative Business Cards

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Business Card from a Couples Therapist

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