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Dec 31, 2011

8 Lies of my Mother


8 Lies of my Mother 

This story begins when I was a child: I was born poor. Often we hadn't enough to eat. Whenever we had some food, Mother often gave me her portion of rice. While she was transferring her rice into my bowl, she would say "Eat this rice, son! I'm not hungry."
 
This was Mother's First Lie.
 
As I grew, Mother gave up her spare time to fish in a river near our house; she hoped that from the fish she caught, she could give me a little bit more nutritious food for my growth. Once she had caught just two fish, she would make fish soup. While I was eating the soup, mother would sit beside me and eat the what was still left on the bone of the fish I had eaten, My heart was touched when I saw it. Once I gave the other fish to her on my chopstick but she immediately refused it and said, "Eat this fish, son! I don't really like fish."
This was Mother's Second Lie.
 
Then, in order to fund my education, Mother went to a Match Factory to bring home some used matchboxes, which she filled with fresh matchsticks. This helped her get some money to cover our needs. One wintry night I awoke to find Mother filling the matchboxes by candlelight. So I said, "Mother, go to sleep; it's late: you can continue working tomorrow morning." Mother smiled and said "Go to sleep, son! I'm not tired."
This was Mother's Third Lie.
 
When I had to sit my Final Examination, Mother accompanied me. After dawn, Mother waited for me for hours in the heat of the sun. When the bell rang, I ran to meet her.. Mother embraced me and poured me a glass of tea that she had prepared in a thermos. The tea was not as strong as my Mother's love, Seeing Mother covered with perspiration, I at once gave her my glass and asked her to drink too. Mother said "Drink, son! I'm not thirsty!".
This was Mother's Fourth Lie.
 
After Father's death, Mother had to play the role of a single parent. She held on to her former job; she had to fund our needs alone. Our family's life was more complicated. We suffered from starvation. Seeing our family's condition worsening, my kind Uncle who lived near my house came to help us solve our problems big and small. Our other neighbors saw that we were poverty stricken so they often advised my mother to marry again. But Mother refused to remarry saying "I don't need love."
This was Mother's Fifth Lie.
 
After I had finished my studies and gotten a job, it was time for my old Mother to retire but she carried on going to the market every morning just to sell a few vegetables. I kept sending her money but she was steadfast and even sent the money back to me. She said, "I have enough money."
That was Mother's Sixth Lie.
 
I continued my part-time studies for my Master's Degree. Funded by the American Corporation for which I worked, I succeeded in my studies. With a big jump in my salary, I decided to bring Mother to enjoy life in America but Mother didn't want to bother her son; she said to me "I'm not used to high living."
That was Mother's Seventh Lie.
 
In her dotage, Mother was attacked by cancer and had to be hospitalized. Now living far across the ocean, I went home to visit Mother who was bedridden after an operation. Mother tried to smile but I was heartbroken because she was so thin and feeble but Mother said, "Don't cry, son! I'm not in pain."
That was Mother's Eighth Lie.
 
Telling me this, her eighth lie, she died. YES, MOTHER WAS AN ANGEL! M - O - T - H - E - R
 
"M" is for the Million things she gave me,
"O" means Only that she's growing old,
"T" is for the Tears she shed to save me,
"H" is for her Heart of gold,
"E" is for her Eyes with love-light shining in them,
"R" means Right, and right she'll always be,
 
Put them all together, they spell "MOTHER" a word that means the world to me.
 
For those of you who are lucky to be still blessed with your Mom's presence on Earth, this story is beautiful. For those who aren't so blessed, this is even more beautiful.

Mercedes Worth $10,000,000

Mercedes Worth $10,000,000 
Swiss billionaire Ueli Anlicker is selling his Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren Red Gold Dream. It has a 1000 horsepower engine, 600 rubies and diamonds and is coverd by gold. So you can buy this car if you have $11,000,000.
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Modern Marvels

Modern Marvels

 

A salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his meeting tomorrow, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.

 

 "I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes."

  

 Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and spin. Fifteen seconds later, he pulled his head out and looked in the mirror, and saw the best haircut of his life. "Would wonders never cease! This futuristic stuff is amazing," he thought.

 

 Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read "Manicures $10."

 

 "Why not?" he thought. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and spin. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.

 

 The next machine had a sign that read, "Machine provides a service men need when away from their wives, 50 Cents."

 

 "Oh, man...do I ever need that!" He looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his m#nhood into the opening.

 

 When the machine started buzzing, he let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out.

 

 Fifteen seconds later it shut off. With trembling hands, he was able to withdraw his member which now had a button neatly sewn on the end. 

 

Facebook Timeline Doesn’t Support Internet Explorer 7

Everyone with Facebook’s new timeline profile, take one step forward. Internet Explorer 7 users: Not so fast.

The Sociable reported that the new Facebook profile does not support IE7 at all, and that users of the five-year-old Microsoft browser see the old Facebook profile.

Even worse, the old profile comes complete with display issues for IE7 users, as some of the style-sheet language does not mesh well with the browser, according to The Sociable, which added that IE7’s global market share for browsers is just slightly more than 4 percent.

One “benefit” to this news, as pointed out by The Sociable: Facebook users who hate timeline can “revert” to the old profile by using IE7 or setting their user agents in Chrome, Firefox, or Safari to IE7.

Readers: What is your current browser of choice?

Facebook Messenger for Windows Available For Download

Facebook Messenger for Windows is out of its private test mode and available for public download via the social network’s Help Center.

TechCrunch reported Facebook’s confirmation that the client is available for download, which was first reported by Israeli blog TechIT.

Messenger for Windows requires Windows 7, and there were no signs of a Mac-compatible version. The app automatically syncs with Facebook, and it allows users to chat and message with their Facebook friends, and see ticker updates and notifications.

Facebook said the app currently supports chatting and messaging only with individual friends, and not group chat or video calling. The social network added that users’ privacy settings are carried over.

Readers: Will Facebook Messenger for Windows significantly carve into the user bases of IM leaders AOL Instant Messenger and Windows Live Messenger?

Dec 30, 2011

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