The Nine Important Men In A Woman's Life!
1. THE DOCTOR:
because he says, "Take your clothes off."
2. THE DENTIST:
because he says, "Open wide."
3. THE HAIRDRESSER:
because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown?".
4. THE MILKMAN:
because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back?"
5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR:
because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it!"
6. THE STOCK BROKER:
because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuate
for a while, and then slowly fall back again."
7. THE BANKER:
because he says, "If you take it out too soon,
you'll lose interest.
8. THE HUNTER:
because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always
eats what he shoots.
9. THE TELEPHONE GUY:
because he says, "Would you like it on the table or up
against the wall?
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet
tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they
went back to the tall woman's apartment.
"I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said
the woman, "especially with the size difference and all."
"Just take off your clothes, lie back on the bed, spread your legs
apart and close your eyes," said the midget.
The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd
ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes the woman had
climaxed eight times.
"If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk,
"Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"
