Horse Keeping
Banta wanted to board his horse. The first farmer she asked said he would keep it at Rs 250 a day, plus he would keep the manure.
Banta thought that was too high and went to another farmer. His price was Rs 200 per day plus he would get to keep the manure.
Then he went to Santa who asked just Rs 50 a day.
Banta asked, "Don't you want to keep the manure?"
Santa said, "At Rs 50 a day, there won't be any!"
Medical Opinions
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.
One of the students said, "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
The other student says, "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you'll tell me what you think."
One of the students said, "I think it's Petry Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought, but you are wrong."
Then the other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought, but you are wrong.
So they asked him, "Well, what do you have?"
The old man said: "I thought it was GAS, but I was wrong."
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